A New Beginning or a New chapter- Your choice.

Doctor Satan(DS) enters God's Palace.

DS: [to God while walking towards him] What's up, Gawd?
God: [writing] Wazzup?
DS: I'm kewl. [waits for a few seconds] So, what are you writing about?
God: A new beginning...
DS: [startled] You're killing us angels and demons off?
God: Ofcourse not. Man has become too over-the-top. So I'm culling a few billion using World War III.
DS: People would not like that.
God: They need to be taught a lesson so they never do that to Mother Earth again.
DS: Man is like that. Why do you worry? You know they'll become this stupid again.
God: Then I'll do it again.
DS: First the Dragons, then the Sumerians, then the Atlantians, then the Mayan and now all humanity. History repeats itselfs.
God: They are my children. I must teach them that what they are doing is wrong...
DS: There are other ways...
God: Like?
DS: Just tell them what they have to do. They will listen.
God: [smiles] So now you teach me?
DS: Ofcourse not, my Lord. I'm merely reminding you...
God: of what?
DS: you think the Angels and the Demons did not the pain you went through when you decided to kill the Dragons or the Mayans...
God: If I'm not harsh now, they will becomes unweildy later on.
DS: [thinks for a moment] Well... I will not anger you by arguing any further.
God: [laughs] Anger me? If thats happen then the world is doomed...
DS: [points to the book] The world is doomed.
God: [laughs again] You are a smart one, aren't you? We'll see what happens after the war.
DS: I already know what'll happen. I'll be hated even more and 200 years later you'll be writing A New Beginig Part 6.
God: [closes the book] I guess you are right... [walks near the door]
DS: [follows God] How about revealing the bad guys?
God: [slows down] Sorry?
DS: You started with a meteor... then plague... then water... what is point of all this killing. It only saddens you.
God: To the point now, son.
DS: You've called me that after a long time...[tears run down his cheeks. wipes them tears and continues] Anyways just reveal the bad guys and see what happens..
God: Fine... If it doesn't work...
DS: [smiling as he goes out through the door] I'm always the scapegoat of these things... I'll deal with it.


The end of this chapter in our lives approaches quick. Wether God will write A New Beginning or a New Chapter, is in your hands. Choose wisely... And Please don't tell God that revealed to you all this. I'll be soooo Dead...

what is this #e, should be in the religious nuts catagory

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Cool post Doctor
Hopefully the big man takes some advice this time around.

Would you mind if i 'borrowed' this for facebook?

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Very nice.

Just makes me wonder if people will actually listen though...

S&F for you

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Dear DoctorSatan,

What an amusing story. I view it as a hypothetical question if that is okay. It says that Satan accuses us day and night before the Lord. I ask why and of what does he accuse us? Neither God nor Satan is to blame for our choices, we are guilty of selfishness. The choices merely present themselves in this world, they merely appear to be stone and water, they are choices. How can we truly test ourselves, know our hearts, make our choices, if we have nothing at stake? Peace.

Great post, thought provoking!
S&F for you, sir, or ma'am.

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Sure