The Middle East is ours! Get out...Welcome to Democrazy

We'll never leave the middle east, that's the truth. Our presence is permanent. Get used to eating a mixture of chemicals we call "food". You will learn to enjoy a Big Mac once in a while. Why? Because when it's the only place for food within miles and your too poor, you'll but a 1 pound burger for $.99 too. The food fills you up so much you become accustomed to it, so you can buy more larger clothes from a place we call Wal-Mart who will hire your family at pennies on the dollar and treat them below sub-par.

We will also provide loan services so you can get some amazing automobiles at huge interest rates.

We will provide addictive entertainment such as things called a "casino" for your enjoyment. Can't make it to a casino in your local area? Buy some scratch-off tickets at your local Gas Station...We will own them too so feel free to stop on by and fill your children up with some cheap fake food while you spend a little time getting to know us.

We know it's your oil, but we are going to start selling it to you at amazing prices that don't really change too much* provided that; The weather is beautiful everyday, no ships sink, the wind doesn't blow from the northwest, grasshoppers don't hop, there are no earthquakes, ducks fly non-stop, etc. if any of these things should happen we will raise the price Dramatically...

Our government scares us with their analogies about UFO's-They're coming to take your resources.
You can't stop them, your oil is now ours becuase we're all out. I feel sorry for you, your country, your culture, and even the historic records that will be written in books for the next 10,000 years. We don't want it to happen, but they tell us you don't like us. They say you want us dead because of the difference in religions, we in America (the majority) enjoy all cultures we are not a "white" country, I'm mostly sicilian. My wife is chzeck. We all came here to work, and racism is a thing of the past. So please don't judge us as one, we are divided but seek the same life. We are merely creatures of this beautiful and glorious planet who should work in harmony just as a colony of ants to protect us all one-by-one individually.

very nice

reply to post by DeusImperator


Sad but true isn't it?

reply to post by samlf3rd


Are you speaking English? To much, to fast. To random, to compiled. Slow down . Think clearly . State one point at a time.

reply to post by kellynap43


Get off the pills.

Look at it like it's a game show host talking.

reply to post by samlf3rd


Pills? What pills? I dont appreciate, what I assume is a drug reference.

Your topic jumps from one area to another with no transition or fluidity. You move from area of discussion to the next with no relationship or connection. I fail to understand what you are trying to say. What is even more disturbing is your 2nd post. Again, Pill? Where the heck did that come from.

Originally posted by kellynap43
reply to post by samlf3rd

 

Are you speaking English? To much, to fast. To random, to compiled. Slow down . Think clearly . State one point at a time.

Why are you trolling this thread? If you don't get it, and just want to insult the guy, then leave. Don't bother posting.

Additionally, are you speaking English? We use the word "Too", when used as you have above. Before criticizing someone's grammar and English, I suggest you criticize and check yours first...

reply to post by AngryAlien


So your first post is to correct grammar? I can tell you will be a great contributor to this site.
I do apologize for the mistakes in any grammar. My lord, how will I ever live with my self now.

If I was a troll, which I am not, why the heck would I do it on a thread with just three posts? Think.

you want out of the middle east talk to the treehuggers an open up drilling here.

and not close drilling in the gulf or paid brazil to drill their own oil

the simple fact we are there because of politics in more ways than one.

this is the bed that was been made you want it changed

the drill baby drill here,

the foot note here is the bp oil spill hurt us and banned american drilling but hey guess what all those foreign companies in the gulf never closed.

reply to post by AngryAlien


Thanks for sticking up for me, I just left this thread thinking she'll be back "to"I knew I would too...I wish Cartman was real and could be there for me at all times...