And you thought you were having a bad day...............

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posted on Jun, 13 2011 @ 03:05 PM
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Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an email he sent to his sister.

Hi Sue,


Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.


Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This ,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.


Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with 5 other divers, were all laughing hysterically.Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make 3 agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling 35 minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for 2 days because my butthole was swollen shut.


So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

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posted on Jun, 13 2011 @ 03:11 PM
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The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for 2 days because my butthole was swollen shut.

I know I shouldn't, but I laughed my head off at this bit


I have never been stung by a jellyfish but I would imagine it is far from pleasant



posted on Jun, 13 2011 @ 03:12 PM
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LMAO!!!!!!!!
That jellyfish must of smelt his poop hole!
Gay jelly fish! Proves that humans aren't the only spieces which feel attraction to
the same sex. (gay not being used as derogratry term)

So what next? Eels up his hole?



posted on Jun, 13 2011 @ 03:13 PM
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I immediately feel better about my day now..



posted on Jun, 13 2011 @ 03:13 PM
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Next time I have a JellyFish shoved up my butt, I'll remember this. Because as we all know, it's a common occurrence.

LOL





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