Run! Hide! It’s Frankenskeeter!

Can you hear it, O anti-GM Chicken Littles? That big bad buzz coming out of the Frankenlabs?

Hear, O hear ye, and fear the Powers that be!

For their evil mad hireling scientists have created them a new monster: a genetically modified mosquito.

Yes, that‘s right, folks, they’ve taken the biggest bloodsucker ever to plague humankind and tooled it up gee-em style to make it even scarier and nastier. And also a FREAK.

They say it’s to help eradicate malaria, but we all know that’s just a Bohemasonilluminwoti Rothschilderfeller propaganda lie. The truth is they’re breeding MONSTER MOZZIES that will inject people with AIDS to depopulate the world, and Boobonic Plague that will destroy innocent Hollywood starlets’ sillycon implants.

Story here! Be warned! Be ware! Spread the word!

10:1 odds this will come back and bite us in the butt!

reply to post by Astyanax


Oups, it's that mosquito i killed last night.

Now why would any scientist want to "reduce" the number a malaria cases each year?
Everyone knows that mosquito's keep human numbers down. I smell BS and hypocrisy.
Most of those cases are in third world countries, and that's the same place "science" wants to sterilize the populace.

reply to post by LaTouffe

You cannot kill Frankenskeeter! Slap one and it divides into two!