Federal Judge finds 'bug' on his tie!

At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district-court judge found the perfect green tie to match one of her husband's sport jackets. Soon after, while the couple was relaxing at a resort complex to get his mind off a complicated coc aine-conspiracy case, he noticed a small, round disc sewn into the tie. Judge Caldwell showed it to a local FBI agent, who was equally suspicious that it might be a "bug" planted by the conspiracy defendants.

The agent sent the device to FBI headquarters in Washington, D.C., for analysis. Four hours later, Judge Caldwell phoned Washington to find out the results of their tests.

"We're not sure where the disc came from," the FBI told him, "but we discovered that when you press it, it plays 'Jingle Bells.' "

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, 'What's your
IQ?'
The man replied, '150.' So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.

The man listened intently and thought, 'This is really cool.'

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned
around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him,
'What's your IQ?' The man responded, '100.' So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on.

The man thought to himself, 'Wow, this is amazing.'

The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot
asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '50.'

The robot then said, 'So, you gonna vote for Bush again?'

I don't get the first one, second one it funny.

reply to post by AnteBellum


S+F, LOL!