Funny Signs & Bumper Stickers I've Seen

With the U.S. Presidential campaign heating up for the November elections, what funny signs in yards and bumper stickers have you seen around your town or city? Here are a few that I've run across...

In three yards in the same neighborhood:

"Bush -- 4 More Years = 4 More Wars"

Down the same street:

"Kerry -- 4 More Years = 8 More Terrorist Attacks"

Some college guys renting the house at the corner of the street:

"Nader -- 10 of each, and all Malls are closed... Hell, I just want a girlfriend, football season, and a beer!"



I've also seen bumper stickers on various issues:

"For Every Animal You Don't Eat, I'm Going To Eat Three" (I guess this one is anti-vegetarian)

"Make Sex The Government's Business and It'll Be Taxed"

"Am I the only one who notices that terrorists don't have diplomats and embassies?"

"World War III started on 9-11-01. When will it end?"



What signs in yards and bumper stickers have you seen?


[edit on 7/24/2004 by ThunderCloud]

For Every Animal You Don't Eat, I'm Going To Eat Three

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Maddox is an online personality who basically hates everything. His older columns are very funny, but he's slipping nowadays.

That's hilarious! Where was that picture taken?

Here's a bumper sticker and sign in a yard that one of my brothers could remember off the top of his head when I asked him the same question:

Sign in Yard when he was in Dallas, TX:

"If Al Gore were President, I'd either be dead or speaking Arabic by now"

Bumper stickers he saw recently:

"Gun Control: Taking Guns Away From Law-Abiding Criminals"

"God Told Me To Hate You"

"Bush Is A Cowboy Who Hallucinates Indians"

"Get US out of the UN!"