My cat may have been abducted by alien squirrels

I hope your cat is OK. I have four cats. Three are inside. The outside cat sleeps in a storage area, I leave the door open for it. The outside cat can climb a ladder and go back down it. Very tough young cat.

A few years ago I think my indoor cats chased off a poltergeist (really).

We had gotten used to it, like someone would rip a brutal fart and then say "I wonder if the ghost can smell that".

reply to post by yourmamaknows


I am dead serious. After I read this I smelled a fart. I've never known the saying of a ghost smelling a fart.

I have experience with ghosts.

But I swear to GOD. after reading your post I smelled a fart. and my cat is not in the room right now.

I swear to God. this thread was a joke, but that was something else.

Do not Mock! Do not scoff. The threat is REAL!!

Invasion of alien squirrels

prpeak.com...

Aliens take many forms and in some cases they come disguised as cute small mammals that hide in trees.
“Because they are outside of their native range,” said Gillis, “there is always concern about the impacts alien species may have on local native plants and animals.”
It is not known how they arrived here, but their population is growing and frequency of sightings increasing.
Gillis heads a research team at VIU, compiling sightings online.


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I'm glad to see people having some fun and some laughs on this site for once. I see too much worry, paranoia, and bickering going on with most threads. Thanks for the smiles guys!

reply to post by Tasty Canadian


It's still April Fool's where I am.

Funniest post I've read all day on ATS. Thanks Tasty Canadian.

true story..

I caught my cat playing with a squirrel the other day...even my wife saw it...

they were running up and down our handrail of our deck....

chasing each other back and forth..

This thread made me laugh so hard I snorted!!!

Thank you