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George Bush was told to invade that country by his Saudi masters, some of whom are not even human, but aliens. Why do you think Saudi �women� wear those burkas? They hide their tentacles. Fortunately, Michael Moore is investigating.
However, although little of this original talent remains, today�s technology is so advanced that it would be much easier to fake new space landings using computers and some basic props. That is why President Bush announced a new Mars program. NASA is right now remodeling the Area 51 soundstage. I hear that the fat guy who directed the Lord of the Rings movies is in charge of the project.
Dwayne A. Day (not his real name) is a writer who lives somewhere on the east coast of the United States. He reads his horoscope every day.