Canary Fighting

CANARY FIGHTING

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Neighbors were stunned as they had never suspected a bloodsport was being run on their street.

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[edit on 28 Jul 2009 by Hellmutt]

At first, I was like no big deal, and then they mentioned finches were also involved. Where will it all end? Guinea Pigs, Rabbits, Gerbils?

(Watch Local News story in link.)

I mean, where on earth is their fight or flight instinct?

I would fly away in a heartbeat rather than tangle with a raging canary. I'm thinking when unsuspecting owners cover their cages at night the little wankers are practicing Kung Fu.

As Daffy Duck would say.........Deeeeeeeespicable.

weeklyworldnews.com
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Weeklyworldnews... I miss reading their garbage at the check out line. I have even bought several copies of their tabloid before they stopped printing. Sad But true..

I'll tell you a story though. Once in school a kid told me a comet was gonna hit Jupiter. I said "WHAT?! Where did you hear about that? He told me in weekly world news. I made fun of him for believing tabloids.

6 months later the mainstream news started talking about shoemaker levy 9 and how it was gonna hit Jupiter. Apparently WWN had gotten the scoop first... and for once it was TRUE!

This made me question reality and everything but most importantly I apologized to the one who told me about it first and I have never looked at WWN the same ever since... Yes its all tabloid bull... but every once in awhile... apparently... they report something true that sounds to outlandish to be true... and yet...

Here we are.

So canary fighting eh?

I'll take ten bucks on tweety.

[edit on 28-7-2009 by titorite]

Rumor has it the mastermind behind the canary fighting operation was none other than -- you guessed it -- Bat Boy.