Barack Obama Jokes

Please post any jokes you have about Barack Obama.




I will get it stated with these two classics:

What do God and Barack Obama have in common?

Neither has a birth certificate.



What is the difference between God and Barack Obama?

God does not think he is Barack Obama>

It was once said that an African-American would become president "when pigs fly." Well, 100 days into the Obama presidency... Swine Flu!

Q. Why does Obama wear his hair so short?

A. So it won’t get tangled in his turban.


Q. Why haven't Obama's followers demanded that his face be added to Mount Rushmore yet?

A. They're still trying to figure out how to carve a stone halo.

I thought that this would be more popular.


From Jay Leno

Barack Obama gave a big speech on race, and there was one heckler in the audience, kept screaming crazy stuff the whole time. Turns out it was his pastor.