Army Orders Pain Ray Trucks; New Report Shows 'Potential for Death'

Well folks, I hate to be a negative nelly but, here is what we all have to look forward to in the years to come. I mean WTF?over!! Am I living on Tattoine? Is this the future? What year is it? These are not the droids you're looking for. A friggin' microwave weapon?? I want to go back.
Back to the before time when everything was safe and comfy.
A friggin' MICROWAVE WEAPON!!!!
GOD help us all. We have truly lost our way.

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its just the U.S. armys way of providing hot food for rioters

throw your bag of microwave popcorn at the military road block wait 3 minutes then pull it back with the piece of string you tied to it

didnt they have a sound wave equivalent that would drive people back too, was a few years back a form of sonic barrier the closer you got the higher the pitch and greater the pain

sounds less likley to kill you then a truck based microwave oven cannon

If it isn't blatantly obvious at this point what this type of technology will be used for then I fear you aren't paying attention.
This is a ray gun for christs' sake.