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Haggar Physicists Develop 'Quantum Slacks'

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posted on Oct, 12 2007 @ 12:48 PM
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Partical physics takes a giant leap forward!!! However, a radiation belt may be required tho.
I hear that these same discoveries may be applied to the miniskirt soon...

Haggar Physicists Develop 'Quantum Slacks'
June 6, 2001 | Issue 37•21

DALLAS–At a press conference Monday, Haggar physicists announced the successful development of "Quantum Slacks," attractive, wrinkle-free pants that paradoxically behave like both formal and casual wear.
Though long dreamed of by theoretical physicists and science-fiction authors, the quantum slacks represent the first wearable pair of non-Newtonian pants, putting America one step closer to a complete casual wardrobe that transcends classical physics.


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