Personality Test, Conspiracy Theorist

I did a Myers-Briggs Personality profile, I have done them before, they had an alternate set of discriptions meant to be funny, look what mine said
PS I am the smallests group, only 1.5% of the population...yeah I'm special.




INFJ: The Conspiracy Theorist

Beneath the calm, collected exterior of the INFJ lies the horrible reality of someone who has seen The Truth. The INFJ knows what other people are too naive or too brainwasted to admit: the Conspiracy is real. Mistrustful and suspicious, the INFJ is not easily fooled, and does not take the word of the government-controlled medico-military-industrial complex for anything. Whether it's uncovering the plot by butter-eating Jews to clog the arteries of Christian folk with artificial margarine or discovering the secret laboratory in Tibet that's producing legions of Jimmy Carter clones that will be sent out to seize the manufacturing facilities in the Guangdong Province of China under the pretext of inspecting chickens for influenza, there is no lengths the INFJ won't go to in order to blow the lid off the whole thing.

INFJs can often be found holding down jobs as AM radio talk-show hosts. They can also be found driving taxis in the greater Washington, DC area. Other common jobs often held by INFJs include vagrant, loony, whacko, and writer/director/producer of the television show "Seinfeld." INFJs can also be found feeding that crucial bit of information to determined FBI agents just before they are brutally murdered.

RECREATION: INFJs often come home from a hard day's work exposing conspiracies about how the government is poisoning us with mind-control agents spread by passenger airliners and unwind by spending all night writing Web sites exposing conspiracies about how NASA faked the Bush election.

COMPATIBILITY: INFJs are usually happiest and most successful in relationships with Julia Roberts, though the relationships may not end happily.

Famous INFJs include...well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.


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I see I have found one other INFJ on this forum, nisurastar.
Any others?

Here is another description of INFJ. I foud this very accurate, expecially of me:


To The World:
Towards the future: credulous, the past: mystical. INFJs prefer the future and the pathway along which they aspire for profundity. They've even been known to have visions/premonitions/auditory and visual images of things to come. They are often said to possess supernormal intuitive ability in both its forms: projection and introjection. They search for their unique identity and place in the world, constantly defining this better. They are activists there for the cause, not for the power, fantasize about getting revenge on those who victimize the defenseless, and put a lot of energy into identifying the best system for getting things done.

Relationships
An INFJ is often hard to get to know. They are selective about their friends, but such a friendship is a symbiotic bond that transcends mere words... They hunger for deep and meaningful relationships, provide spiritual intimacy for their mates, and can only be emotionally intimate and fulfilled with a chosen few from among their long-term friends, family, or obvious "soul mates." In such relationships, they strive for mutuality, don't believe in compromising their ideals, and can understand and deal with complex issues and people.

Towards others
It can be difficult for an INFJ to articulate their deepest and most convoluted feelings to others. They tend to be secretive by holding back and protecting part of themselves, thus creating hidden sides to their personality. They are choosy of what and when to share things and tend to only truly do so with those they trust. When they reveal things, it is often through speaking interpretively and metaphorically of the abstract world of their imagination. However, they can work quite intensely with those close to them, being cooperative in implementing goals - even though their own trusted intuition can sometimes make them stubborn. They can become aware of another's emotions/intentions before that person is conscious of them. This leads to strong empathic abilities, an unusually strong desire to contribute to the welfare of others while pointing out human potentials, and uncanny communications with certain individuals at a distance. They are often leaders who go unnoticed, quietly exerting their influence behind the scenes. When working with others, they are very sensitive to conflict and cannot tolerate it very well. They will prevent/avoid it at all costs. They also provide an opportunity for fantasy for their children.

I also did a hemishpere test before and came up with a balanced brain which was only 2% of the population, like the INFJ a rare individual.

I thought it would be cool to give the entire page.
Not sure if that is ok here at BTS, I know ATS is only three paragraphs
Im sure the mods will let me know

Portrait of an INFJ - Introverted Intuitive Feeling Judging
(Introverted Intuition with Extraverted Feeling)

The Protector

As an INFJ, your primary mode of living is focused internally, where you take things in primarily via intuition. Your secondary mode is external, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit with your personal value system.

INFJs are gentle, caring, complex and highly intuitive individuals. Artistic and creative, they live in a world of hidden meanings and possibilities. Only one percent of the population has an INFJ Personality Type, making it the most rare of all the types.

INFJs place great importance on havings things orderly and systematic in their outer world. They put a lot of energy into identifying the best system for getting things done, and constantly define and re-define the priorities in their lives. On the other hand, INFJs operate within themselves on an intuitive basis which is entirely spontaneous. They know things intuitively, without being able to pinpoint why, and without detailed knowledge of the subject at hand. They are usually right, and they usually know it. Consequently, INFJs put a tremendous amount of faith into their instincts and intuitions. This is something of a conflict between the inner and outer worlds, and may result in the INFJ not being as organized as other Judging types tend to be. Or we may see some signs of disarray in an otherwise orderly tendency, such as a consistently messy desk.

INFJs have uncanny insight into people and situations. They get "feelings" about things and intuitively understand them. As an extreme example, some INFJs report experiences of a psychic nature, such as getting strong feelings about there being a problem with a loved one, and discovering later that they were in a car accident. This is the sort of thing that other types may scorn and scoff at, and the INFJ themself does not really understand their intuition at a level which can be verbalized. Consequently, most INFJs are protective of their inner selves, sharing only what they choose to share when they choose to share it. They are deep, complex individuals, who are quite private and typically difficult to understand. INFJs hold back part of themselves, and can be secretive.

But the INFJ is as genuinely warm as they are complex. INFJs hold a special place in the heart of people who they are close to, who are able to see their special gifts and depth of caring. INFJs are concerned for people's feelings, and try to be gentle to avoid hurting anyone. They are very sensitive to conflict, and cannot tolerate it very well. Situations which are charged with conflict may drive the normally peaceful INFJ into a state of agitation or charged anger. They may tend to internalize conflict into their bodies, and experience health problems when under a lot of stress.

Because the INFJ has such strong intuitive capabilities, they trust their own instincts above all else. This may result in an INFJ stubborness and tendency to ignore other people's opinions. They believe that they're right. On the other hand, INFJ is a perfectionist who doubts that they are living up to their full potential. INFJs are rarely at complete peace with themselves - there's always something else they should be doing to improve themselves and the world around them. They believe in constant growth, and don't often take time to revel in their accomplishments. They have strong value systems, and need to live their lives in accordance with what they feel is right. In deference to the Feeling aspect of their personalities, INFJs are in some ways gentle and easy going. Conversely, they have very high expectations of themselves, and frequently of their families. They don't believe in compromising their ideals.

INFJ is a natural nurturer; patient, devoted and protective. They make loving parents and usually have strong bonds with their offspring. They have high expectations of their children, and push them to be the best that they can be. This can sometimes manifest itself in the INFJ being hard-nosed and stubborn. But generally, children of an INFJ get devoted and sincere parental guidance, combined with deep caring.

In the workplace, the INFJ usually shows up in areas where they can be creative and somewhat independent. They have a natural affinity for art, and many excel in the sciences, where they make use of their intuition. INFJs can also be found in service-oriented professions. They are not good at dealing with minutia or very detailed tasks. The INFJ will either avoid such things, or else go to the other extreme and become enveloped in the details to the extent that they can no longer see the big picture. An INFJ who has gone the route of becoming meticulous about details may be highly critical of other individuals who are not.

The INFJ individual is gifted in ways that other types are not. Life is not necessarily easy for the INFJ, but they are capable of great depth of feeling and personal achievement.

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where did you take this hemesphere test? sounds interesting

Hi my friend
How are you?

It was in a psychology magazine I had back in 1978 or so.
It was for left or right brain dominance
I did the test...counted the score and at first I was confused, not left, not right....
OMG I am brainless


Then they had a third catorgory for balanced brain individuals.
I believe that drumming has a lot to do with it as it is a hemisync activity.

I use Hemisync tapes that also create a balance brain effect with sound
www.healingproducts.com...

and watch these light samples that sync with the binural beat tapes
www.spiraloflight.com...

I have to say that I have had many Deja vu experinces lately and am much more in tune with my psychic intuition.

I would love to talk about those things with you.

I would love a reading one day if you want
take care my friend/
Cheers

Im definetly right brained thats for sure. My math and logic skills are underdeveloped to say the least. LOL. Im also ambidextris (and I know I slaughtered that spelling) I write with my left hand but in all sports I play right handed. javelin, sprinting, throwing/catching, you name it. I dont know why.

What kind of deja vu and other psychic/pranormal expereinces have you had? Im sure you and I have some to share

and if you would ever like a reading from me I would be happy to. Doing them over long distance or the internet is definetly challenging and requires much concentration, but Ive done them with great accuracy.

being a drummer I would say that your flexiblity with both hands is a good sign of you actually being more balanced then either right or left dominate

Have you done a hemisphere lateralization test before>

hemisphere lateralization test? I have not. What is that?

It determines the dominace of the hemispheres
or a lateralization test is another way to describe it.

The type of the future: The balanced Whole-Brain Type
The whole-brain type is balanced and usually inconspicuously modest. S/he does not suffer from the extreme tendencies of a hemisphere dominant person. S/he has emotions and knows their origin. S/he is much more conscious of her/his motivations. Unconscious biases are much less descructive then in brain hemisphere domint persons. S/he is creative and logical at the same time, and creativity emerges from utilizing all mental capacities.
www.ipn.at...

tell me what you score on the link
cheers

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Im actually more balanced then I thought! Im right brain dominant with a 10, but my left hemisphere follows with a 9. Its very interesting! I always thought of myself as having poor skills associated with my left hemisphere. Thank you for that test , fascinating stuff! I will have to practice the excersises to acheive the balanced brain you posses...

I think your a balance brain, its an INFJ trait.
I figured that out as soon as you described your ambexterity.
I see that test as not perfect...9 to 10.
I believe we can say that you do have a balanced brain
Cheers my friend


I think we share some ablities, we should compare those.
I have had precognative dreams of significant events in my life.
I have had many recent dejavus of very strong character...like my whole future is a film...a very un-nerveing feeling actually
I have a strong ability to read people's body language, I am more aware of that then their speech.
I do have information that comes from somewhere, I guess I would call them angels
I am very intuitive, but I guess thats ovbious
LOL

How about yourself?


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I mostly experience a very high empathetic ability, feeling and being accutly aware of other peoples emotions and tribulations. It was so extreem when I was younger that I often felt bombarded by being around other people, becouse their emotions effected me so much. I have since learned to control it.

I read tarot cards and I am very accurate when I do readings. I have read them for nearly a decade. They are very important to me. I am able to see into the future (though I intentionally always keep it vague) and seek guidance from higher powers.

I meditate regularly and have had some amazing experiences in my sessions, I have felt the prescence of God, I beleive, and have also had feelings of "being elsewhere" like my body is in one place and my soul in another....

I have dreams that are at times incredibly strange and amazing, one in particular where angels gave me a diagram. But thats for another time. I experience some deja vu, and used to all the time when I was younger and often felt like I was reexpereincing moments. I find your experiences fascinating! When you say you have information from angels what do you mean? Please tell me more of all your experiences, I would love to know more.

xoxo - nisurastar

I had precognitive dreams of when I broke my neck in 2003 way back when in 1973, twice.

I had neurological symptoms for a day after the dream each time and things that just don't make sense like that, which I find hard to explain'

I worked as a medical orhopedic soft tissue therapist for 12 years and often felt that angels were giving me intuitive instructions to treatment protocol and what to do next and why, almost guiding the treatment.

They have also given me information on the patient the patient never told me, but always confirm. I never really told anyone that as I work from a very scientific framework.

But I can create a solitron wave with my breath, and I am not sure what goes on with my hands as it is easy to teach others the same techniques with the exceptional results, but I seem to have almost a "magic" ability.

I have had experineces where the patients memory flashes into my mind,
I made a thread on that one which is different then when I am given information from an angel.

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Originally posted by junglelord
I had precognitive dreams of when I broke my neck in 2003 way back when in 1973, twice.

They have also given me information on the patient the patient never told me, but always confirm. I never really told anyone that as I work from a very scientific framework.

But I can create a solitron wave with my breath, and I am not sure what goes on with my hands as it is easy to teach others the same techniques with the exceptional results, but I seem to have almost a "magic" ability.

I have had experineces where the patients memory flashes into my mind,

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Those are amazing. forgive my ignorance, but what is a solitron wave?

You definetly sounds like an empath. Someone who is so sensitive to others pain and emotions. You and I are the same in that respect .

Your stories of being able to help and heal these people is amazing to me!

My most intense psychic expereince is as i described earlier. In one session of meditation some time ago, I did a practice of opening all my chakras. I remember a heaviness in my thrid eye chakra, a buzzing feeling full of energy just pouring out. I opened my crown chakra, saying a mantra of love and power. Suddenly I felt this pouring of energy entering my body through my crown, washing down me and my entire body. With every breath I took it became stronger, I could feel it pouring out as I exhaled, the air was charged with it. I could feel every cell in my body, each of them were alive with power. The energy in my body was so incredible, the feeling was unlike anything i can describe. More beautiful then an orgasm. I was filled with so much power and a feeling of absolute love. Nothing in my life can even come close to comparing to that. It seemed like it lasted forever! I was a changed woman. even days afterward I felt the outpouring of love. I was so happy! Ive repeated the exersise and felt similar experiences,but none ive achieved were as intense as that time.

a tidal wave or a tsunami is a soliton wave.
It is standing columnar wave of coherent energy.
en.wikipedia.org...

here is a little blurb I wrote about them and healing and pulses

Wave Mechanics and Healing Energy:

Is it possible that wave mechanics will explain so many mysteries of the biological organism and the results of alternative therapy and paranormal events. Consider a Self Regenerating Coherent wave function that expresses itself in the ocean as a Tsunami or tidal wave. Tsunami’s are one of natures expression of a Soliton Wave Function, earthquake waves are another. A seismic wave will make a material like ground or rock behave like a liquid, and can also squeeze liquid from the rock. These waves behave in a way that is quite unlike other waves that you might imagine. The Tsunami is invisible in the deep ocean and travels as if it were a ghost and yet it is a huge energy wave of a replicating function like a laser. If two Tsunami passed each other in opposite directions they act as if neither one interacted! They sound like quantum mechanics on a grand scale with possible implications to healing energy and the effects of wave energy in a coherent self regenerating function as might be expressed by the intent of a therapist or the power of prayer. A Soliton Wave function may explain the ripple felt by therapist in their patients as the function of wave propagation across the organism. Is it possible that Soliton waves restore communication channels by penetrating into areas of the living matrix that have been closed off or protected for a long time. This can release emotions that effects the consciousness in the form of a reflected wave that travels through the living matrix. An entire wave of sensation can be conveyed instantaneously. The Soliton wave may be energetic enough to bring about the depolymerization of information rich molecules and erase memory. A Soliton wave may stimulate metabolic activity in the tissue that has been dorment. Most toxins are polar and are held in areas of dysfunction, which can often be smelled by the therapist as they effect the gel sol relationship of the connective tissue and change the physiological processes of transport via the ECM and the vascular system. The pulses of electomagnetic charge emitted from the hands of healers, qui gong masters, therapist are in the frequency range of 5 – 8 hertz, within the resonance frequency of the earth known as the Schumann resonance which is 7.83hertz. Altered states of consciousness are recorded during the pulse emission. Wave harmonics of the Schumann resonance include 14, 20, 26, 33, 39, 45 hz. The earth resonates with the electromagnetic activity of lightning strikes that occur at the number of 10, 000 at any one time, and is felt as a resonance pulse that circles the globe. The earth resonates with electrical energy and magnetic energy. The charged Van Allen radiation belts that encircle the earth also called the ionosphere or magnetosphere is a product of high energy particles emitted by the sun and the also the effects of the solar rays. These energetic fields of radiation protect the life on earth from the harmful rays of the sun. They also transmit information as do all waves energy.


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