posted on Mar, 5 2007 @ 12:04 AM
Here's my joke:
A man and a women got married. The man and his wife got together so the man could say the rules of the marriage. He said, " Now that we are married,
babe, here are the rules: You must cook dinner at 6 PM everyday. I can go anywhere I want. I can go hang out with friends, go fishing, or drink beer
at a bar. If I come after 6PM, I expect the dinner to be waiting for me, but if I want, I can choose not to come home some nights, are the rules
And the wife said "ok, babe, now here is my little rule, there will be sex at 7 o'clock pm, whether you are here or not."