game: which would you rather?

ok, here's the rules:

respond to the 'which would you rather' question above you, and pose one of your own. let's see how disturbing we can make these choices...my buddy jimmy always made me squirm with his questions.

first question:

would you rather lick a public toilet seat or find your significant other cheating on you?

DAMMIT!! sorry, i didn't search for this before i made it. please delete. *grumble*