Been abducted? share it here

I'll go first. It wasnt what I thought it'd be. I was in the dream state, and suddenly realized that I was restrained at the ankles, wrists, and neck. I didn't experience panic or fear, it was anger. I was angry because i couldnt remember how i got there, and i would never agree to something like that unless she was my wife I was not happy about being tied down, and sent out in one mental burst *snip* this!" What happened after that was the equivalent of some kidnappers saying, "oh crap, he's waking up. toss him out the window!" obviously since they are super advanced, i landed on my couch. It was a very real trip.

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[edit on 20-6-2006 by sanctum]

Hell yeah! We must've been abducted by the same aliens, man! I got snatched up by them critters and one of them suckers was all like "Hey, you like Nascar?" and I was like "Hell yeah, boss!". After that we took down a case of Busch and the aliens showed me how they powered their saucer by lighting their farts on fire.