posted on Oct, 24 2003 @ 04:37 AM
...its like some sorta pre-school Full Metal Jacket movie...
...little baby probably kept a pacifier hidden, got caught during an inspection by the Drill Nanny, all the other babies had to do press-ups while
that Baby got to happily suck on his dummy...so when the Drill Nanny left they all had a blanket-party and laid into this Gommer Pile Baby...
...yes...thats it...playtime probably went something like:
*in gruffest Drill Sarge voice*
"Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy frocking walrus-looking piece of baby-poop!
Get the frock off of my Play-Skool Jungle-Gym! Get the frock down off of my Jungle-Gym! Now! Move it!
I'm going to rip your bib off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Baby Pyle, if it short-dicks every
Tickle-Me-Elmo in Toys'R'Us!"