Fart button?

I see my favorite ad banner is back. Press the Fart Button!!!

I personally have never pushed the button but I have pulled a few fingers in my time. Always with the same result.

My question: who has pressed the fart button and why?

lol.....it just sends you to an ad, the frustration at not hearing a whooper annoyed me

That's because it's silent but deadly..............much worse!

I like to keep my SBDs under the covers.

Peace

I've been tempted many times, but generally I avoid all banner ads like they were the cause of the plague.

And I love a good fart!

If there is no fart, then that is just false advertising, with no hot air!

I love juvenile jokes so I was seriously bummed when I pressed the button and got zilch. thpthtpthtpththtphtt. Not quite the same.

Originally posted by Dr Love
I like to keep my SBDs under the covers.

That, my friend, is what's known as the 'Dutch Oven'.

The more you know.

You lied! You lied!

I broke down and pushed the fart button even though I promised myself I wouldn't.

Guess what happened? Yep, you guessed it, I FARTED.

Now I'm filled with remorse, for braking my solemn pledge.

If you don't see me for awhile; I'll be in rehab.

I'm goin over to "lounge noir" to take off the rough edges with people that understand me.

Respect for fart!

Dr. Love, the wind must be wafting up from Texas.

Were all doomed if those SBDs get in the jet stream.

Judging the threads we have around here today, the FART BUTTON has been the

highlight of my day.

I want to know who the genius is that tagged this thread with "pull my finger".....

God, you're right there dgtempe!!

After scanning the political stuff; "juvenile jokes" as MrPenny so aptly called them is the only thing that has saved my sanity.

Originally posted by vinrock

Originally posted by Dr Love
I like to keep my SBDs under the covers.

That, my friend, is what's known as the 'Dutch Oven'.

That is too funny! I can't wait to say that to my girlfriend as she's telling me how gross I am.

Peace

It's hard for me to express in words how happy I am that
we can discuss bodily functions freely here on ATS.

Dr. Loves loose stool problem I think was alleviated due to some frank discussions and in depth investigation.

Maybe we can attack the black tar sweating currently occurring in south Texas.
I'll bet those folks would appreciate some kind of relief.

Dr. Your GF should cherish your flatulence. After all isn't the human body the Temple of God. That's what they told me in Sunday School in Lubbock.

Yeah, Peace

Dr.Love had his bowels cleaned out not too long ago.

All came out fine, according to him.

He should be releived!

did someone mention Pull My Finger Fred?

I think one of the floorboards must be loose. The house is settling after that last rain.

.What the . . . .?



[edit on 16-5-2006 by dr_strangecraft]

Originally posted by dr_strangecraft

What the . . . .?

A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.

Respect for the morning thunder!

freesound.iua.upf.edu...

Press play and enjoy.

Long live the fart button. I am so lucky, I found it while browsing. You can't press it but if you go to t*h*i*n*k*e*x*i*s*t*.*c*o*m you might be lucky enough to find the real one.


[edit on 17-5-2006 by dk2852]