NEWSFLASH: Missing page from bible discovered!!

Archeologists near mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon dated in Bonn. If genuine it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. I am currently working on a sequal entitled, Book of Mormon, and possibly a re-write, entitled Quran"

Original Excerpt from Red Dwarf.

Zing!

Will they also discover the sequel? Its where Jesus comes back, to save Sarah Conner from Satan.

This guy wrote some terrible stuff though. There was some imagination in there, with the guy parting the sea and running his people across it and all, but the better parts of those books are just atrocious reading. And what's up with the pillars of salt? Where did that crap even come from? Translation error? I would hope so anyway. Terrible reading.