My UFO License

I keep this card right behind my bank card so that when store clerks wants to see my ID, I hand them this, while I'm digging out my motor vehicle license. You should see the looks I get. Many get it right away, but sometimes a clerk will turn the card every which was trying to figure it out. One even asked me what state I was from. Even the most obtuse ones get it when I finally hand them my real license.

That's not yours, it's not signed GradyPhilpott...

btw - Where can I get one of those??, my drivers license just expired!


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nevermind, I just got a new one!!


[edit on 3/21/2006 by Mechanic 32]

Originally posted by Mechanic 32
That's not yours, it's not signed GradyPhilpott...

AHA! But, of course, everyone knows that GradyPhilpott is a pseudonym and even the name on my vital records is a subterfuge masking my true identity as one who only resides on this planet. In fact, to confuse the galactic hoi poloi even the name on my UFO license is a pseudonym. I am in reality incognito throughout the universe, except to those few who are responsible for sending me here.

I love that Grady. I bet you have loads of fun passing that to people who ask for I.D.

That's just made my day.

Fair play!

Originally posted by GradyPhilpott

Originally posted by Mechanic 32
That's not yours, it's not signed GradyPhilpott...

AHA! But, of course, everyone knows that GradyPhilpott is a pseudonym and even the name on my vital records is a subterfuge masking my true identity as one who only resides on this planet. In fact, to confuse the galactic hoi poloi even the name on my UFO license is a pseudonym. I am in reality incognito throughout the universe, except to those few who are responsible for sending me here.

Fair enough... my fellow traveller, whoever you are......