Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

in this thread i will and hopefully you be posting the funnys pondering jokes try and post more than one a time my first two;
. If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

ill be posting every hour im awake for, so now i will sleep for a thousand years

[edit on 26/10/05 by mik0001000]

Originally posted by mik0001000
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

You need to provide any form of IDs proving you are of legal age to buy alcohol, that's the law. Your driver's license happen to fill this purpose, but you are the one choosing to show it to the cashier. Nobody can force you to show your driver's license, not even the cops, unless you are driving your car of course. Only representative of the issuing state can request your driver's license.

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

I agree, why no parachute in planes? And how about skyskrappers, why no parachutes in tall buildings in case of fire?

I asked my wife this one last night...

If a deaf person comes down with severe arthritis, does it hurt to talk?

. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Heres one i heard
If adam and eve were the first people on earth then why did they have belly buttons

Hey mik, you should check out Steven Wright--he's got a lot like those. I can't think of any of his stuff right off hand, but here's a Google Search that should do the trick for you

thanks for the site
my source is common knowledge a book called wit and www.ahajokes.com...

. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

. Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

[edit on 27/10/05 by mik0001000]

lol but seriously tho...y DOES fat and slim chance mean the sam thing??!?!?!?!

isnt it sort of a contradiction to imagine a hypothetical world with no hypothetical situations?

yes NuTroll! thts why he did it in the first place! ...right? lol