The really depressing thread

Misery loves company, so this thread is for complaining about whatever is going wrong for you lately.

I've got razorburn, sunburn, heartburn, and a cigarette burn- 3 of those acquired just today in the course getting ready for, attending, and attempting to eat at Ozzfest, which I had to leave early because I was hacking and coughing very unattractively every 5 or 10 minutes, which was really taking the fun out of wandering through a crowd full of attractive young women, some of whom had chosen to simply paint their breasts rather than actually wear a top.

Yeah, you could say I was pretty upset when I left. It's been one of those days. I'd better be named king of a small but wealthy nation tomorrow or I'm still gonna be extremely upset about all of this well into next week.

BEAT THAT.