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Profile of a government troll.

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posted on Aug, 25 2003 @ 09:12 PM
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Ive seen a couple of profiles on computer hackers or anarchists that were IMHO completly untrue. SO I thought Id make one for government troll.

The Typical government troll is a divorced male age 30 - 40 with a Bachelor of arts degree from a state university. He was probably recruited while at a college fraternity party or military duty. His lack of compassion and understanding about the world around him led to his divorce. In addition to his total lack of understanding or compassion led to problems at home. WHich could be kids drinking, narcotics use or smoking pot leading to their problems with authorities. (Divorced or soon to be.)

The typical government trolls response to childrens problems is to use their pull in government to fix the problems. Which leads to more problems in the wife sibling relationship. This leads to more denial. My kid doesnt do drugs. Im a fed. (Wake up!)

Government Troll A: Had parents to pay for studies. Wanting to be a tuff guy he probably studied criminalogy, Buisiness, history, social study or Law but frequently cut class to goto party. May be undecisive and switch major from Law To ciminal. This agent is particularly self centered and spoiled. Doesnt care about anyone but himself and what he does. Doesnt Aknowledge God at Church or shule. This person may goto church but is selfish and not capable of self creative thinking. Was recruited at Frat Party for being a loner. Subject A likey works for FBI. Doesn Not have Poly but has TSC with Oath.

Government Troll B: IS simular but left home to join the military. Was recruited for being a loner. Good at folowing directions, digging holes, Eating MREs, drinking smoking and whoreing around. Subject B has TSC with poly and likely works for CIA or NSA.

In Both cases the person is a loner. Activities may include puzzles, crosswords or RPGs but lacks creative self thought process for programing and engineering. He enjoys analog thinking.

Subject unable to build, complete, finish or apply projects independently. SUch as painting house, building computers, building things with kids or gardening with wife.

Subject unable to identify and solve simple problems.

Subject unable to concieve wrong answer when confronted.

Subject drives sedan deville and lives in McMansion when Married or apartment when divorced. May drive Minim Van when in Brief 7 year married state during honey moon.

Subject works at NSA, Fort Meade, CIA In Langly Or FBI at Hoover Building or FBI building at Woodlawn.

Subjects computer is Dell, Compaq, HP, or Gateway. In that order.

Recomendations taking green Pill and waking up.

Also recomend driving out of the county to the city to see how other people live.

Recomend stop reading Above Forum and thinking people here are anti-American or Unpatriotic.

Recomend activites. Xbox games with Kids or gardening with wife. Sell Sedan and get a mid size car like a Ford Escort. Take off days for volounteer work and when at all possible transfer to other departments that specialize in tasks not related to the office of Homeland Defense and Building transtations for Jews or Catholics to be shiped off to.

Recomend visiting patriotic places like Philidelphia, Art Mueseums or NAASM.

If this sounds like you than it may be too late. Go transfer to another job. Wake up and smell the coffee. Everything is lie.



posted on Aug, 29 2003 @ 08:57 AM
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You got me down to the tee, man... I guess my days of spying on ATS are over....



 
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