Brilliant joke!

A little boy is out shopping with his mother and when browsing in a ladies fashion store the young lad puts his hand up a dress on one of the store dummies. His mother catches him and tells him off saying that "women have teeth up there!" The little boy thanks his lucky stars his hand wasn't bitten.
Fourteen years later the not so little boy is dating a local girl and after a while they have the house to themselves. After much kissing the girl gets impatient and tells the boy to put his hand up her dress. "No way" says the boy. " There are teeth up there, my mother said!" The girl replies, "no there isn't....look!" and lifts her skirt. "BLOODY HELL" says the boy, "no wonder you got no teeth up there....look at the state on your gums!!!"


Mods, if its too risque, feel free to remove it! (tis good though!)