Want a good joke? Okay! Listen up and Listen good.
What is long,
A type of 'Hair' at one end and a hole at the other,
It ussually hangs when it is not used,
It goes into a moist, pink fleshy area,
From there is moves back and forth until a white, creamy foam is made?
Any one know?
A male-body part prehaps?
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