Almost lost Mom

Little Billy came home from school one day and saw the rooster dead in the yard with his legs sticking straight up. When his Dad got home he asked him, "Why were the roosters legs sticking up like that ? "
The Dad told him "That's so God can reach down, grab that rooster by the legs and pull him up to Heaven".

A few days later the Dad comes home from work and Little Billy came running out of the house and told his Dad "We almost lost Mom today !!"
The Dad asked why.
Little Billy said "Well, I came home from school early today and went upstairs and there was Mom in your bedroom with her legs in the air screaming Oh God ! Oh God !"

"If Uncle George hadn't been holding her down we would have lost her right then and there"

telegraphed that joke. still good though. 3rd a reply to: DAVID64