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Give Us A Joke!

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MickeyDee

posted on Mar, 31 2005 @ 03:50 PM
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Whenever im in the pub (most days) everybody tells jokes, but when it comes to me telling one i either cant remember them or dont know any good ones!
So this thread is for everybody to post their favourite jokes for me to use at the pub!!!




diehard_democrat

posted on Mar, 31 2005 @ 05:24 PM
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If pro is the opposite of con, then what's the opposite of Constitution? The opposite of Congress?

Sorry that second one is an American joke but funny nonetheless. I got it from somebody's sig, just can't remember who...


MickeyDee

posted on Apr, 4 2005 @ 11:16 AM
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God the amount of jokes on here is amazing. We cant all be as dull as me and not know anything funny.

Give me some jokes!!!

:bash:


Susquehanna

posted on Apr, 5 2005 @ 06:47 PM
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Well, here's a start, and they would be good for in the pub -

Sportz Jokes


MickeyDee

posted on Apr, 6 2005 @ 04:40 PM
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Clubbers in Yorkshire have started a dangerous craze of injecting ecstacy directly in to the gums,

They call it E by gum!





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