Belgian Health Minister Regulates Sex

Soooo many things wrong with this.

1. Are orgies in Belgium really so common that we have to ban them? I mean she's regulating sexual activities between more than 3 persons.

2. She's their health minister? How many pre-existings does she have?

3. When it comes the subject of regulating sex activities, we have to look at her last name ... Very appropriate, amirite?

Oh, 1 more ...

4. What exactly is an "essential" sexual activity consisting of more than 3 persons? Do I even want to know?

JEEZ !!

Maybe a little warning before you put that picture up ? My cat was sitting next to the monitor and now she's hacking up a hairball.

a reply to: ketsuko

What exactly is an "essential" sexual activity consisting of more than 3 persons? Do I even want to know?

Something Maggie de 'Cock' Block has never had and will never experience.

a reply to: ketsuko

Health Minister?
That sounds like a cushy gig for someone who probably put “Fast Food Taste Tester” on their resume.
Yikes.

a reply to: ketsuko

Sorry, but fake news.

She hasn't been Health Minister for two months now and there never was a ban on any sexual activities.

This was debunked back in March!

Bit if a shame really because if true it would have been quite funny.

a reply to: ketsuko

I have to go soon. All that would have been
needed was that headline and that picture.
Yup, and now I have to find what I will have
to go with... hopefully in time.

originally posted by: dug88
a reply to: ketsuko

What exactly is an "essential" sexual activity consisting of more than 3 persons? Do I even want to know?

Something Maggie de 'Cock' Block has never had and will never experience.

That’s not true. She’s three people just by herself. So by the numbers, she’s had many orgies.

a reply to: ManSizedSquirrel

It's good to know that she isn't the real health minister because....really?

I used to date a girl so big she was standing on the sidewalk and the cops told her to break it up. Took her to the beach, little kid said, "Look mommy, a whale!"

She is the real health minister. Let that sink in. Yes, it is "fake news," but it is also in the "Jokes" section. Let that sink in, too.

a reply to: Freeborn

Where I found it was in a list of jokes, so I posted it as a joke. Still all the questions apply to the joke.

a reply to: ketsuko

Does she count as more than 1?

originally posted by: Homefree
Does she count as more than 1?

I believe she is a threesome in her own right--if she can reach that far.