the create your own superhero game!

I'm bored.

I was sitting staring at a bug on the wall-as we all do-and i've come up with an idea, Marvel and DC rules the comic book world, it's time we come up with new heroes to dethrone that power couple. I have a few ideas to bounce off you, and you are free to participate, so lets assemble the ATS league!

Here's my ideas...

Narcoleptic man-at day he sleeps but at night...he sleeps!

Wife woman-whose super power is to nag criminals into submission for leaving the toilet seat up!

Video game guy-whose catchphrase is 'press start to continue!'

comic relief man-you know his face but can't remember his name!

Morning show host-whose special ability is to make you change the channel!

and finally there's cake-who has no abilities whatsoever but in secret he's the village idiot!

I need more members for the ATS league, so which superhero wishes to fight commander coronavirus?

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The quarantined quartet - Kinda like the Titanic band except they play while a different kind of ship sinks.

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The juggling juggalo - ICP fan, rapper wannabe found himself juggling four different baby mamas.

My superhero is named Blackout - He does not know he is a superhero and blacks out when he uses his powers. In fact he thinks Blackout is a douche. His powers are controlling Reality and knowing the truth behind everything.

I was playing superheros with the kids and came up with APOCALYPSE GIRL - She can use fire and water as her powers and cause earthquake with her mind.

Yogiath
Goes around stealing people dinner or picnic hampers. Disappears for months, weakness is cold. Often mistaken for Yetiman, yetiman disappears, not invisible just disappears even when it’s warm weather. Yetiman steals food as well.

My superheroes are all the nurses and shopkeepers that goes to work these days.

originally posted by: watchandwait410
My superhero is named Blackout - He does not know he is a superhero and blacks out when he uses his powers. In fact he thinks Blackout is a douche. His powers are controlling Reality and knowing the truth behind everything.

Does he drink a lot?

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Captain Lego-Man!

His power is to make any criminal barefoot and then he places loose Lego pieces under foot.

originally posted by: Alien Abduct

originally posted by: watchandwait410
My superhero is named Blackout - He does not know he is a superhero and blacks out when he uses his powers. In fact he thinks Blackout is a douche. His powers are controlling Reality and knowing the truth behind everything.

Does he drink a lot?

lol no his power is so strong that his psyche can't handle it.
Also knowing the truth hurts.

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Orange-man-bad....he has the ability to....

nahhh too easy, I'll pass.

Peace

The adventures of Crack Man and Chore Boy, it’s a loving tale of a super aware, hypersensitive hero who doesn’t require sleep. Along with his sidekick Chore Boy, who’s genetic makeup was changed into iron wool during a freak chemical fire, they patrol the streets at all hours of the night in search of chocolate.

Straight Man
feeds you lines for the laugh

Insurance Man
says Honesty is the Best Policy