The yappy little dog...

A little irritating dog is constantly yapping at you and going for your ankles...

What do you do, kick it up the arse or just ignore it and calmly walk away?

I would just calmly walk away but boy would I love it to taste my size 33 boot!

Read between the lines

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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Bite the dog back. It's mouth is clearly too small to bite your boot.

a reply to: Lagomorphe

I'm imagining a stuttering Michael Palin and a large heavy crate hanging precariously on a pulley.

originally posted by: Monsieur Neary
a reply to: Lagomorphe

I'm imagining a stuttering Michael Palin and a large heavy crate hanging precariously on a pulley.

A piano works too

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a reply to: Lagomorphe

By 'reading between the lines,' is m'lud perhaps referring to an internet canine? Is the yapping of a textual nature? If so, sir might perhaps consider reporting the excitable pup to the authorities. They might issue a noise abatement order or deem sir's ears as overly sensitive and the pup simply over-eager.

a reply to: Kandinsky

You know how them authorities are. Always miss the crime and the second one gets the brunt. Soon as they're gone, it starts again!

a reply to: JinMI

Authorities? Swinedogs!

a reply to: Kandinsky

Yes, I had to look it up.

Swinedog
Swinedog are people that like to insult their friends, drink most anything alcoholic, play poker, hunt and fish, and enjoy the camaraderie, all while not taking themselves too seriously.

www.urbandictionary.com...

a reply to: JinMI

Lol. I didn't know it had a definition. It's just a word like 'pigdog' and used in humour.

originally posted by: Kandinsky
a reply to: Lagomorphe

By 'reading between the lines,' is m'lud perhaps referring to an internet canine? Is the yapping of a textual nature? If so, sir might perhaps consider reporting the excitable pup to the authorities. They might issue a noise abatement order or deem sir's ears as overly sensitive and the pup simply over-eager.

Erm... sort of if you read what the MSM are blabbing out right now Mate (not sure if to call you mate or not as you have an asexual pseudo (cripes that is going to trigger some people to buggery no doubt!?)

I believe that said snotty, snarling, tiny yappy dog has already been reported to the local authorities and that for the moment they are going to have a round table work group set up in order to set up another round table work discussion in order to try and find a resolution via a round table work discussion group.

I thought about a rock hanging around too :



Blumming rocks...

Reminds me of my old avatar... How I miss him... snifff...

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originally posted by: Kandinsky
a reply to: JinMI

Lol. I didn't know it had a definition. It's just a word like 'pigdog' and used in humour.

I used to be called a pig back in the early 80s and then a dog just after my divorce in the early 80s...

Does this make me a Pigdog?

Oh dear... I really need my holidays!

Ps. Promise Kandisky I will work on that metal detection thread that you suggested when I have had a couple of glasses of Rosé next week down in the South of France.

a reply to: Lagomorphe

I hear ya. I could use a European holiday myself at this point!

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: Lagomorphe

I hear ya. I could use a European holiday myself at this point!

You are welcome...

a reply to: Lagomorphe

Get a silent dog whistle from China maybe that will stop the yapping for a while till its chow time

Or am i barking up the wrong tree

originally posted by: stonerwilliam
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Get a silent dog whistle from China

Knowing my darned luck I will die due to toxicity issues from the cheap chinese whistle!

That would be "wuff" (rough).... Erm... never mind, I have always been crap at word games... "mutter mutter, grumble grumble"

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Even the biggest and calmest dog eventually bites back.



The little dog would be wise the think about this.

a reply to: Lagomorphe