Rabbi Joke

There is this town, Tridant, at the bottom of a huge mountain. Up in this mountain lives a dragon, an evil dragon that likes to beat up all of the townspeople on a daily basis. Word gets out to a lonesome rabbi about this tormenting, and he goes to visit this town of Tridant. He checks in with the hotel clerk, and decides to stay for 3 weeks.

The first week, he watches the mountain for any sign of the dragon. He sees nothing. At the beginning of the second week, the rabbi is feeling a bit disappointed because he has not seen the dragon yet, but decides to stay nonetheless. After week two came and went, the rabbi is yet more disappointed at not being able to see the dragon. He begins to feel that the townspeople are only making up these tales.

So he goes up to where the dragon lives and tries to locate his cave. After he finally found the dragon, he asks why he hasn't bothered the townspeople since he came. And so the dragon replies "Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids!".