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no, I don't want to see a real ghost!

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posted on Jan, 4 2005 @ 10:58 PM
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These google ads are really starting to piss me off. Whenever I visit the abovetopsecret site, I see "Coffee exposed", "UFO conspiricies", "Do aliens exist, find out here!", "Want to see a real ghost?" and the like. Makes me feel like a freakin' crazy conspiracy theorist every time I go on. The worst is when you go somewhere else and popup ads follow you with stuff like "people are watching your computer!" just from going to that site! Apparently I've got a major stress problem too because whenever I go on belowtopsecret.com more than 5 times a day, I get "are stress and anxiety aging you?", "got home/office stress?", "ultimate stress relief". I got all three just 5 minutes ago! It's gonna cause me a heart attack cause I'm reading about my 'high stress' every 5 minutes!

God, I'll never make the mistake of posting anything about a dead realative or sexual problems! I can see the google ads now...."Can't get it up, try Viagra!", "Small penis? use Enzyte to solve you're problem". Gee thanks for reminding me 4 TIMES that I've got a small penis! That oughta boost my confidence. Why don't you remind me every day of the week that my father was gunned down (not really) too? "Are you a bastard child? Try our therapy!", "Our fun emoticons like this one
will brighten your day"....I'd love a combined effect like this to pop up: "stressed out over the death of a relative? Take prozac! It can safely be combined with viagra and enzyte so you don't have to worry about getting a heart attack while getting it on with your small penis, and will also eliminate the need to wear a tin foil hat because it interferes with those pesky alien mindreaders you know exist! And hey, while you're at it, in the mood to buy a gun?".

[edit on 4-1-2005 by zhangmaster]

[edit on 4-1-2005 by zhangmaster]




posted on Jan, 4 2005 @ 11:15 PM
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Capitalism at its finest.





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