The white trash king... The rap god.

a reply to: Subaeruginosa

So Far is so clever funny.

trying to be low-key, hopefully nobody notices me
In produce, hunched over, giant nosebleed
Ogre style as I mosey over to the frozen aisle by the frozen yogurt this guy approached me
Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Hova, show's over, I'm hiding in Kroger buying groceries
He just had front row seats, told me to sign this poster, then insults me
"Wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet"
I'm at a crossroad, lost, still shopping at Costco's Sloppy Joe's, bulk waffles
Got caught picking my nose (agh!), look over see these two hot hoes
Finger still up one of my nostrils
Right next to 'em stuck at the light, the f......g #'s
Taking forever to change, it's stuck, these bitches are loving it
Rubbing it in, chuckling Couldn't do nothing, play it off
"What you bumping?" "Trunk Muzik, Yelawolf's better", f......g bitch

I love this guy and his funny story telling ability.