Obama Has Colorado Appraised

The Onion reported that our president is thinking about selling our State.
The why is unclear...
maybe it's to pay down the national debt or maybe he's after a better retirement package...
I guess we'll just have to wait and see how much the appraisers think we're worth?

WASHINGTON—Hoping to get an idea of what the 138-year-old state might be worth, President Barack Obama dispatched a team of appraisers to assess the value of Colorado this week, White House sources confirmed. “Colorado has a lot of great things going for it in terms of spaciousness and its convenient central location, so I figured I’d have it checked out by experts just to get an estimate,” said the president, noting that with its great views, abundance of natural light, and highly ranked schools, the Centennial State’s value could reach well into the 13 figures. “I’ll admit there’s a little bit of crime and some recent fire damage that might lower the value a little, but overall, I think we’ll find the state’s in very good shape and a valuable asset to the American people.”

Yes I know it's a joke story... if we were really going to sell off a State it would be 'Texas'!

They should have the White House appraised... now that the last few occupants have drivin down the property values...

Wait. What? Someone would actually buy Texas?

Kidding! Or am I?

a reply to: aboutface

Well Mexico has made a tender offer
A buck ninety five $1.95 and all the tacos w can eat!

originally posted by: madmac5150
They should have the White House appraised... now that the last few occupants have drivin down the property values...

Better to subdivide it and turn it into
section 8 housing...


that or a strip club...

No need for an appraisal. Will the States go for Canada's offer to take back Beiber and Celine? It's a hardship but we'd do it.

a reply to: intrepid

They don't want him any more than we do...
I think of Beiber as their payback for stealing Alex Trebek ...

what we should is offer to keep Beiber in exchange for Vancouver and BC!

Should this be in the jokes forum? I mean, the Onion reported this? People are commenting on this?

Texas?!? I believe 'ems fighin' words.

I believe I'd sell New Mexico - or have we already?

Personally, I'd sell California and New York. I'm not sure we'd get much, but it sure would solve a lot of problems!

He would never sell Texas.

Texas is too big a piece of the economic pie. We have it all here. Employment, space, an arsenal, and all the tacos you can eat. Hehehe

a reply to: intrepid

Whoa there! Don't you go making up stories. You have it totally wrong.
Canada never ever said that, not even once. What we did was petition the WH to keep Beebs

a reply to: HardCorps

Obama!

pfft!

Figures he'd sell Colorado.

Typical progressive-muslim-freedom-hating-commie!

*shakes an angry fist at Obama*

a reply to: HardCorps

Clinton tried the strip club thing, but Hillary shot him down.

At least he made the effort

He just checking it out to see if they have better cannibus than DC has.
a reply to: HardCorps

originally posted by: guitarplayer
He just checking it out to see if they have better cannibus than DC has.
a reply to: HardCorps

We do