I have a gnome under my couch!!!

Ok i am a 13 year old boy,and last year when i sitting on the couch using my laptop,i looked over beside me and i seen a little man about a foot tall just sitting there he just looked at me for about 10 seconds then turned around and crawled under the couch.by that time i was really scared so i looked under the couch and nothing was there. since then every so often i hear giggles and i look and nothing is there.

Put him in the garden, that's where he belongs, then get on with violent video games and stupid adult sites on the net like any unsupervised normal 13-year-old.

Were you playing EverQuest at the time?

What country do you live in?

Just curious about your native folklore.

Oh, and could you describe this guy?

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I think this is a wonderful experience whether real or imaginary. People are so anxious to live in the real world that they close the voice of the reality that they have the potential to create. I think if this is real then you have nothing to fear as the little man obviously means you no harm and feels comfortable living in your home with you.

Thank you for sharing your experience with us.

I live in the Salmon Arm ,British Colombia ,Canada

A lot of my neighbors have reported seeing gnomes in there gardens and up in the forest.So i definantly believe in what i saw.

please reply with any info about gnomes or little people or your own stories.

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Put him in the garden, that's where he belongs

hahaha!

Also why you're at it check and see what exactly it is that's being grown in your garden that you've been consuming.

Only joking, I wish I could have an experience like that imaginary or not. It's always good to experience the strange and unusual...

Was his name David by any chance?...

the little guy that i seen was like 1 foot tall,had bright blue eyes and a long grey beard.He wore like this wierd hat. He had a very kind face.

Can I ask if you have experienced any psychic ability?

I heard that some who see these posses such abilities

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Put him in the garden, that's where he belongs, then get on with violent video games and stupid adult sites on the net like any unsupervised normal 13-year-old.

Ok that was not nice maskedavatar,

Now you are right he needs to go outside, the best way to do that is to buy a loaf of bread and lure the gnome out (you do that moving the bread around and let it know that you have it) put the bread in an area in the garden that is full of bushes and hid the bread in there made sure is fresh bread.

That should work.

Now people be nice.

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Man, I'd give $100 dollars for one of those little guys to live under my couch! He could eat the dropped pretzels, chips and M&M's!
Wait a minute. Do they drink beer? Because if they do, forget about it. I'd have to put a lock on the fridge and I'd never be able to set a bottle on the lamp stand at the end of the couch!

Next time you see him, pat him down and check for socks. He probably will have a bunch that you can match up with the ones in your drawer that don't have any pairs.

Gnome
Gnome : is a name or an identity often proposed for fairies or little people: they are lost souls or souls of pre-Christian people doomed to walk the earth until they finally disappear. They have also been described as fallen angels or elemental nature spirits, inhabiting a different dimension from our physical world. Some believe that they are visible thought forms that are mentally projected like the ideas proposed by Ted Serios, America�s leading thoughtographer. Gnomes are even thought by some to be the last remnants of an ancient pigmy race of ancient Britons.

www.paranormality.com...


There ya go some info for you

Where does it say round here that you have to be "nice" to trolls and gnomes?

Hang on....

"Deny Ignorance" is an anagram of "Nice... Angry... Done".

Have you discussed this with your parents? Has anyone else in your household seen this?

i swear to god that i just heard the giggling again!!

Originally posted by marg6043
Now you are right he needs to go outside, the best way to do that is to buy a loaf of bread and lure the gnome out (you do that moving the bread around and let it know that you have it) put the bread in an area in the garden that is full of bushes and hid the bread in there made sure is fresh bread.

That should work.

Now people be nice.

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Might I ask ... if bread is all he's after why isn't he in the kitchen? Why would he go outside?

Then why would he stay there unless you left bread continuously? Sounds like you are encouraging an unwanted pet though.

Oh, what do I know about gnomes anyway?

Originally posted by forum345
i swear to god that i just heard the giggling again!!

Im pretty skeptical of such things, and my conclusion is that this is Bullplop. BULLPLOP I TELLS YA!!!

If it was me and was seeing midgets living under my ass and hearing them giggling while I look at that porn (), id try and catch the little bugger and put him on display.

Originally posted by Relentless

Might I ask ... if bread is all he's after why isn't he in the kitchen? Why would he go outside?

Then why would he stay there unless you left bread continuously? Sounds like you are encouraging an unwanted pet though.

Oh, what do I know about gnomes anyway?

Actually is just to lure out of the house, see the littler being is no very smart they are mostly actually garden pets. I have respect for all things the ones we can see and the ones we can not, all it takes is the wanting to see them and they will show themself.