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Originally posted by Ozvaldo
reply to post by adraves
Cool, thanks for the heads up!
So.., I take it you still can't sleep?
Originally posted by elrey72011
i'm bored too. lets chat.
how old are you?
what part of the world are you in?
do you have a job?
Originally posted by DaveNorris
can you answer a question for me, ive got this song in my head but can only remember a lil bit.
can you tell me the rest of the words.....it goes
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, if one falls down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.....
and go........
edit on 26/8/2011 by DaveNorris because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by elrey72011
i would answer the same questions. they dont seem creepy to me. but then again i was bored and looking to strike up a conversation.
27
socal (city and state is right there)
yes.
i dont see how it's creepy at all.edit on 26-8-2011 by elrey72011 because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by DaveNorris
here are some questions id like answered, if anyone would like to give it a shot........
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
No but down under is kind of sexy in a way....
Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
That has bugged me to. We have flat head which makes sense and then plus shaped which is Phillip head. Have fun explaining the difference to a girl.
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Because it sticks to your lips silly.
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Because seconds are seconds and not thirds.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Marketing.
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Yes. Unless they only sell pawns.
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Yes. It is called commercial flying.
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
No, I can't say that i have!
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Mario World....
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
Because many women are shallow.
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
To park before you drink.
Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
Because if it is hot enough you will get the chills. And well, chilli peppers.
Why do they sing "Take me out to the ball game", when they are already there?
Because the game is that boring.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Because people are in a rush to get home.