Star Whackers?

Tonight I ran across an article stating that Randy Quad and his wife Evi were requesting refugee status in Canada due to being afraid of something they called "Star Whackers".

News article about.. Whackers...

From the above article:

The couple said that they fear for their lives in the U.S., and Evi claimed that nine close friends of her husband have recently been murdered, including actors David Carradine, Heath Ledger and Chris Penn. Carradine was found hanging by a rope in a hotel room in Thailand last year, Ledger died of an overdose of a mix of prescription medications in 2008 and Penn died of heart disease in 2006.

The quoted part caught my attention due to hearing the same allegations on them being murdered but in a different light than say Michael Jackson-they say he was killed from incompetence or greed etc. The conspiracy regarding the quoted actors seems a bit more nebulous.

So, I was hoping we could all play some connect the dots: What do the actors have in common which could make them targets? I am guessing this is a ploy to get out of debt however it was an intriguing what is..

Anyone up for the game?

reply to post by lordtyp0


Some base info on:

Heath ledger

David Carradine

I will edit this one and post more as I find.

Unless there's some sort of proof or something, this is going to make Quaid look like a nutjob!
No but seriously, will anyone take him seriously now? This is going to make the UFO Believers look insane!
Seriously, again, I am a believer. . .I'm just feeling a little. . . odd...at the moment.


Flag!!! This is a great bit of reading, OP!

reply to post by Divine Strake


Well my suspicion is that he's trying to get out of some debts, though can def be a bit crazy. Stereotypically actors are not known to be stable. Though the 9 friends-suicides and accidents etc. do seem a bit odd.

Regarding Heath Ledger, evidently he had beened warned.
Warned about what? Not sure.
By Whom?
Big name in Hollywood.
JACK NICHOLSON: I WARNED HEATH LEDGER (THE JOKER)

I knew Carradine For quite awhile. He wasn't the suicidal type, but instead a very happy and content man. News of his Death in Thailand has always been rejected by me as a suicide, I just however could not figure out what David had gotten himself into for it to be otherwise.

To me it always smelled of scandal.

In regards to Heath being warned by Jack Nicholson I would assume it would be about drug use and the role of the Joker and the archetype inside getting out of control.

reply to post by lordtyp0


I agree. Especially about the stability issue. I agree with the possibility of this actually being a real deal. Perhaps hollywood just might be a weird place after all??

I've heard some really crazy stuff about this.

I don't want to spread it around, cause
it's just a lot of name dropping and
innuendo with zero proof.
That and it's twisted
and a long
story.

Of course I wouldn't be saying this
if I didn't plan to drop the gossip here, but
I want to spend some effort distancing myself
from the story. With that said I'll call it a Hollywood Movie Plot.


So here is the Plot for a movie.


nothing more.


David Grouchy



"Washing Feet"
-a movie plot-


Navy seals are short people.
A low center of gravity is a huge advantage,
both in combat, and in carrying ones' own weight.
Tall people rarely make it through training without dropping out.

Famous people are usually tall.

In the shadow world where Intel, Hollywood, and culture meet
there are enforcement squads. Ex seals, these guys are
sent to intimidate celebrities who are working against
the agenda by bringing people together.

The technology is a suit that the lead seal wears,
that makes them look like a famous person.
Lets take Oprah for example. A seal can
easily fit inside an Oprah suit.
(I did say it was crazy)
It has voice emulation, facial expression, even odor.

Say someone is doing comedy about a klansman
who is blind and black, and everyone thinks it's
so funny that they forget to be racist for a while.

The team is sent in.

Later the comedian comes out with crazy stories of
waking up in the middle of the night with Oprah
standing on his bead with a pistol pointed at him.

"Cut it out or we'll kill you."

He gets out of the game, buys a farm in the country,
and turns down million dollar contracts.

Another famous person finds out that
all the facial molds of him have
been copied, and tries to track
them down through his underworld drug connections.
Unfortunately he finds them and is paralyzed with surprise
when something that looks just like himself grabs him.

He's found latter as an overdose suicide case.
(A bit of dark humor by the ops guys.)


Another famous person becomes interested in politics.
Travelling the world they find out that people have
met him before and are scared of him.
Always being tight with his stunt people, and special effects crews,
they figure out what is going on. He decides to run for a top government office,
but first makes a movie that says to the shadow forces "I'm onto you,
give me any trouble and I'll spill the beans through people you don't know."
So the movie comes out and there is this weird scene where the Actor is wearing a suit
of a woman much larger than he is, and is caught going through customs when the suit malfunctions.

Shortly after that the meme that "Information is power" takes hold of America.
A little while later he is inaugurated into office.

So we have some winners, and some losers.

And there is your movie plot.


David Grouchy

reply to post by davidgrouchy


That was pretty crazy, but not so much that I can honestly say it's not entirely plausible. Very interesting read. I'd like to know where I could find out more info on this topic.