Man Accuses Maryland Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut

Man Accuses Maryland Doctor of Stapling Buttocks Shut

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Arguments began Monday in a federal lawsuit alleging that a Maryland doctor stapled a man's rectum shut during an operation, rendering him unable to move his bowels for 17 days, the Baltimore Examiner reported

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ROFLMAO this is so freaking funny why would you staple a mans butt closed... even if it was swollen shut why didn't they give him something to cause the swelling to go down ha ha ha this is funny but sucks for the man from now on. I bet his butt hurts at the end of the day from wiping so much. This is just funny to me that this would happen.

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Rectums are often closed surgically but the doctor is supposed to then do an ostomy. Sort of a reroute where you poop in a bag attached to your abdomen. Can't imagine what he was thinking with this one or why none of the other people in the operating room didn't say something to him.

On a side note, I'm trying to suppress an evil chuckle that's rising up. As a healthcare professional, I should be outraged but this IS pretty funny. (Oh Lord, I repent)

Nothing funny about permanent damage to the rectum.

Especially having to wipe up gravy all the time!

Pretty disgusting. I hope he doesn't work in close quarters to other people.

I sure am glad I turned my empathy down this morning.....

I don't know what I would do....that's where I do all my serious reading!