Make Your Own Conspiracy

I came across this the other day, you can have some fun with it .



Make Your Own Conspiracy

I saw this the other day and played with it for a while.

It suprised me that you can make almost any conspiracy with so few variables. It is really easy and fun.

That's pretty funny....

Firefox users beware though.....It generates a pop-up window of your scenario that cuts off half the text and doesn't let you expand the window.....

In order to understand Marxism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Libertarian Party made up of midgets with help from walmart cashiers.

The conspiracy first started during The signing of The Declaration of Independence in Philidalphia. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the assasination of Lincon.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by biting nails.

They want to murder Santa Claus and imprison resisters in The Gobi Desert using trains.

In order to prepare for this, we all must yelling. Since the media is controlled by senators from Massachusetts we should get our information from George W. Bush.

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand burn down the barbershop you need to realize that everything is controlled by a hippie cult made up of white people with help from angry badgers.

The conspiracy first started during Numa Numa Dance in abovetopsecret.com. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Zero Wing's release.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by acronyms.

They want to pwn the Pope and imprison resisters in Philly using a donkey.

In order to prepare for this, we all must mass carriers. Since the media is controlled by Kerry we should get our information from Bush.

In order to understand the water cycle you need to realize that everything is controlled by a kittens made up of puppies with help from bums.

The conspiracy first started during Charles and Diana's wedding in Okefenokee . They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including watergate.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by clicking pens.

They want to explosive gas The Pope and imprison resisters in Cleveland using Hydroplanes.

In order to prepare for this, we all must vote. Since the media is controlled by John Kerry we should get our information from Rumsfeld.