Introducing (perhaps) Gaylord Dandypants

In my defense though I'm an ATS veteran ('07) I've never done an introduction under this name. The fantasy name of the title expresses more idealism than appears. It represents my hope of a happier and more emotionally secure future where a verifiably heterosexual white man can, completely in good humor, safely use a flamboyant name as such.

Actually it's a name I'd more consider using for someone else than me, but that's too lengthy to get into here. It's of the pattern of things that spring from my type of creative mind, so it's accurate enough to describe me as well.

Just wanted to go on record as a major experiencer of the unexplained, and especially now at this historically crucial moment, need to admit my strong feeling of a quickening in the area of new knowledge, science. Hope it proves true at least soon enough. May the Source be with those deserving. Cheers.

a reply to: Plunkenstein

I think he's my cousins brother...Lazlo Farnsworth...good to know👍

Nice to meet you, Gaylord!
When I was Kim Jong Un's personal hairstylist, I used the name, "Peter Swishengroper".
Kimmy is A LOT more gay-friendly IRL, esp with a few mojitos in him.
Anyway, so glad you finally came out!
Welcome to gayhomoland, or ATS, or both.

a reply to: TheValeyard
Join our cigar club …. ASS (Addicted to Swisher Sweets)

How about "Dirk Thunderthrust"? Works for me.