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Obama admits he is not natural born - On Video


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Topic started on 1-11-2008 @ 09:59 PM by Sublime620


OMG, OBAMA ADMITS IN THIS VIDEO THAT HE WASN'T REALLY BORN IN THE US.


YouTube Link


There you have it folks. Obama can't run for POTUS. He is not a natural born citizen just as you all said. I guess Berg needs to add this onto his lawsuit. This video is PROOF POSITIVE that Obama is not a natural born citizen!



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reply posted on 1-11-2008 @ 10:00 PM by Sublime620


He was born on Krypton. That means he is not a US citizen. I haven't seen his COLB for Krypton, but we all know his Hawaiian one is fake so it makes sense.

This is the golden nugget we all were waiting for!!!












Now let's see how many idiots actually believe this.

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reply posted on 1-11-2008 @ 10:01 PM by Resinveins


Guess McCain should have picked Lex Luthor as a running mate then huh?




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reply posted on 1-11-2008 @ 10:03 PM by Sublime620


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Good point. Lex Luther could definitely help McCain put an end to Obama's hot streak.

I think this thread already has more valid points than half of the rest of the active political topics on ATS!

Good job!

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reply posted on 1-11-2008 @ 10:05 PM by Doomsday 2029


What's up with the Catholic Priest (or Cardinal / Bishop?) at this place?




Why in the hell is he even there?



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reply posted on 1-11-2008 @ 10:07 PM by Sublime620


Maybe it has something to do with this thread:

Barack Obama will be the Anti-Christ

Perhaps he thinks Obama needs an exorcism to stop him from becoming said Anti-Christ. I guess even superman can get possessed.



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reply posted on 1-11-2008 @ 10:10 PM by Sublime620


If any of you are wondering what I am doing, I'll answer like this:

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

The kooks have taken over this site with smear and fake news. I can't stop them all and they seem to have complete control of the board. I am joining their cause.

I don't actually advocate for any candidate but Obama is a Christian/Muslim/Anti-Jew terrorist who isn't from this planet and hates puppy dogs. Plus, he doesn't wear lapels because he hates America and freedom.



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reply posted on 1-11-2008 @ 10:15 PM by stikkinikki


Sure next he'll be telling us he can breathe underwater and summon the creatures of the deep to force socialist fish logic on us through the ocean, rivers and streams and up through our plumbing. Give me a break Obama!!



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reply posted on 1-11-2008 @ 10:19 PM by Sublime620


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That's a good point. I have heard of this socialist fish party. I think they are called the "Red Fish Party"?

I heard now that Obama is aboard the freshwater fish are even starting to join. It just goes to show how dangerous communist fish can be. If Obama brings this onto main land, he could even have our goldfish voting communist.



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reply posted on 1-11-2008 @ 10:22 PM by nj2day


Originally posted by Sublime620
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That's a good point. I have heard of this socialist fish party. I think they are called the "Red Fish Party"?




I believe you are talking about "The Red Herrings" hehehe

9/10 communist turtles support Obama!

Nice post



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reply posted on 1-11-2008 @ 10:24 PM by Sublime620


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Ahhh. Touche. Need to get my facts straight.



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reply posted on 1-11-2008 @ 10:27 PM by Sublime620


Flag this thread. I want it front page so one of these mudslingers comes in here and agrees without even verifying or reading it.



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reply posted on 2-11-2008 @ 12:00 AM by Maxmars


Sublime,

C'mon, you know we're not suppose to create these kinds of posts. I'm glad it's over (finally) now let it go...

On to the issues man...

(or maybe you can restate it as an issue.) Yeah, that's the ticket!



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reply posted on 2-11-2008 @ 12:05 AM by djpaec


Bruce Wayne would be a better pick than Lex Luthor as VP, but I digress. You know the whole flag lapel thingy? Anyone notice McCain wasn't wearing them during the debates and Obama was?



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reply posted on 2-11-2008 @ 12:14 AM by Sublime620


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Sorry, had to make put some humor into the issue. Every day I come on here and watch people spread lies and half truths, and worse, they get away with it unimpeded. I'm not blaming ATS, the surge of idiocy that has spread across this board in the recent months is unprecedented.

In keeping my sanity, sometimes I have to express my frustration through sarcasm and humor - if only to keep myself from spontaneous human combustion.

That being said, you know I am not afraid to debate calmly and reasonably with people on any topic; but when time after time facts that I present are ignored to make room for bias, I have to do something to clear my head.

I feel much better after this.



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reply posted on 2-11-2008 @ 01:08 AM by CureWish


Originally posted by Sublime620

I don't actually advocate for any candidate but Obama is a Christian/Muslim/Anti-Jew terrorist who isn't from this planet and hates puppy dogs. Plus, he doesn't wear lapels because he hates America and freedom.

NO LAPELS!?!?
he is a FASHION TERRORIST.....

great thread



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reply posted on 2-11-2008 @ 01:47 AM by theRiverGoddess


Originally posted by Resinveins
Guess McCain should have picked Lex Luthor as a running mate then huh?




I thought he did didnt he? and Lex is just dressing in drag ........ya know.....as a smoke screen.



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reply posted on 2-11-2008 @ 01:58 AM by TheAgentNineteen


Yeah well, I am sure that McCain has his Kryptonite somewhere. The Son of Jor-el will fail miserably lol.



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reply posted on 2-11-2008 @ 02:11 AM by Areal51


Look, Obama was born in Hawaii. His human father and Kryptonian mother met when Obama, Sr. attended Starfleet Academy in the Neutral Zone. Berg has a tape of Obama's human grandmother admitting that she was present for his birth during a luau on Waikiki Beach. After giving birth, Obama's (Kryptonian) mother smuggled him back to Krytpon, without papers, aboard the Starship Enterprise NCC-1701. With the assistance of Chief Engineer Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, she was safely beamed back to the surface of Krypton, bypassing customs and border patrol, where she officially registered Obama's birth.

As a young man in college, Obama met Sith Lord Darth Maul -- but Obama knew him only as Joe the Plumber. They became fast friends. One summer the two traveled together to Joe's homeplanet, Coruscant, where Obama stayed for three weeks. Berg claims that Obama would only have been able to do that with a Coruscant passport.

When Obama was four years old his mother remarried. She married a businessman from Coruscant. His name was Han Solo. According to Berg, Mr. Solo adopted young Obama and renamed him "Barry Solo". Berg argues that way back then in a galaxy far, far away, the laws of Coruscant prohibited Barry Solo from having "duel [sic] citizenship", and therefore Obama is in fact not a natural born citizen of Krypton. Obama is a natural born citizen of the United States of America of the Planet Earth of the Federation of Planets, according to Berg. And as such, Obama should be allowed to be President of the United States of America of the Planet Earth of the Federation of Planets, if he wins the election. Since the district courts do not agree with Berg, he plans to appeal to Chancellor Gorkon of the Supreme Court of the Klingon High Command.



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reply posted on 2-11-2008 @ 02:15 AM by nj2day


I have never seen such rhetoric!

Nerd rhetoric at that thats a star in my book!



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