reply to post by tinner07
Mmm. Nope. Only way to win this next election is to say you support the following, regardless if you are telling the truth or not, regardless which
party you back, as they are all one. Don't even hint at being a Libertarian, you will just be accused of attempting to steal votes from "legitimate
Republicans", which are really Rino's.
1. War on Women - Even though the polls show most of America is weary of this meme already, the Dems are digging in, and this is the 2016 end-all.
Hope you are either female, or efeminate gay, because they really want to "break the glass ceiling" and have the "first woman president" to follow
"the first black president". The invented "War on Women" has been designed specifically to win 2016. Just as the entire progressive movement was
blocked out for the last 100 years to get us single-payor healthcare. And that brings us to point two.
2. Fixing Healthcare - Vow to repair the Healthcare debacle, but with no specifics, exactly like the vague "Hope and change" meme of the first black
president. Hype it up, gets lots of momentum behind it, but dare not speak in specifics, don't allow yourself to get backed into a corner where you
have to answer questions. You must always be too busy, have appointments, even if it is just a round of golf with your body guard.
3. Amnesty - Promise every illegal alien, no matter the nationality, religion, sex, because they deserve to be here. Porous, open borders, free
healthcare, free food, free housing, free school, even though you don't ever have to feel pressured to hold a job!
4. Auntie Sugar - To replace Uncle Sugar, of course! Free everything! We already have free food, healthcare, phones, and housing. All we need is wide
screen televisions, cars, clothes and bling to complete the package! Push lots of fashion photos on the covers if all the popular fashion magazines,
and push drinking lots of water. This seems to be working, and Dems want to extend unemployment, so may as well!
5. Lifetime unemployment - Don't want to work? Want to write poetry and smoke marijuana, and be taken care of so you can project your inner self?
Count on Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to back your campaign! You will get loads of money from the new legal non-war on drugs, because they will
certainly honor your campaign whilst making macrame in your image! You go, grrrl!
6. No New Taxes! - This one is already in the making, and you won't even be lying, as the government is poised to seize the working slobs' IRA's and
401's! They have all the great ideas, and, if that's not enough, then they can just seize savings accounts! Hey, it worked in Greece!
7. Vow to get rid of that old, tired Constitutuon- its just a living document, and needs to be changed, anyway.
8. No more guns! Only the ones on the streets will remain, but we can get rid of those. In maybe 100 years. But, the police will protect you!
9. Make Homeschooling illegal - Can't have anyone thinking for themselves, they MUST go to Government Indoctrination Centers, otherwise known as
public schools. Ban all private or Christian schools as well. We all know religion is dead, and America is not, and never was a Christian Nation. Our
current president says we owe it all to Muslims, and, you didn't build that!
10. Just say No - To NASA, yes to the NSA! You NEED to know that everyone is buying into what you are saying, and any pockets of dissent, no matter
how small, must be infiltrated and stopped! Sentencing will include 24/7 broadcasting of MSNBC into FEMA re-education camps! But, that part has to be
So, put on those high heels, a little dab of perfume on the wrists, and don't forget behind the ears, a face-lift if you might be a little long in the
tooth, and hit the campaign trail!
With an outline like this, you are a guaranteed winner!
Tell Dems and progs what they want to hear, and Republicans will be so mad, they will all stay home and refuse to vote!
edit on 18-2-2014 by Libertygal because: (no reason given)