Rodinus needs help please for Valentines offering...

Rodinus

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Timely
Has anyone suggested cable ties?

Anyone?

what's she gonna use those for

Come on mate.....

Tying cables of course....

Kindest respects

Rodinus

really? You said you found her at a flea market?

Qumulys
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Ha jokes on you, I'm single hence my windows are far too grotty to be seen through! *phew, was worried for a second then!*

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Right, I've washed your windows for you and I see your dishes need doing...hang on, how did that happen?

Ooh Rodinus , I know what you can get her... an account on ATS!!!
Then you can spend even more quality time together, talking and stuff and she can check all your posts, and reply to them!

She'll love that!

No need to thank me,

B x

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What? Particularly nasty weather!?

beezzer

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Has anyone suggested cable ties?

Anyone?

what's she gonna use those for

So the pans don't slip from her hands of course!

Beez... Did you read this thread from the beginning my fine furry big eared friend?

Super glue was used...

Gallons of the stuff...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Erm... by the way... does anyone know how to get Super glue off ones wil**y without ripping the skin off?...

PHAAAGGGEEEEE???? (Come on Phage... have a sense of humour for once?)

Kindest respects

Rodinus

I'm sure when I was over she mentioned thar sha
particulary fond of clean your stone floor mate.

Maybe a new mop ? It could double as Mrs R if you
turn it upside down.

No need to thank me

Cody

beezzer

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Has anyone suggested cable ties?

Anyone?

what's she gonna use those for

So the pans don't slip from her hands of course!

Also - if you have piercings ... you can hang small children from them.

Timely

beezzer

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Has anyone suggested cable ties?

Anyone?

what's she gonna use those for

So the pans don't slip from her hands of course!

Also - if you have piercings ... you can hang small children from them.

T and Cs please mate?... *cough cough ahem ahem*

Kindest respects

Rodinus

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Ears and elbows mate !

Actually it depends on the amount of kids you have. Including friends tag-alongs ...

Maybe a new mop ? It could double as Mrs R if you
turn it upside down.

No need to thank me

Cody

Remember that cute long haired puppy dog that I offered to Mrs R back in August???

Kindest respects

Rod

Timely
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Ears and elbows mate !

Knees and toes...

Kindest respects

Rod

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I do my friend I thought she was particularly
ungrateful on that day, especially as we allowed
her to see us both blind drunk the night before

Cody

cody599
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I do my friend I thought she was particularly
ungrateful on that day, especially as we allowed
her to see us both blind drunk the night before

Cody

And of course SHE or Mrs C refused to clean up after us...

Luckily the fox terrier was there...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Ps. The fox terrier was ill for 2 weeks afterwards...

Really treat her this year and get a dishwasher. Its a gift that just keeps on giving and you can make use of the dishwasher on the occasions when Mrs R is not available as long as they are not on synchronous cycles.

hotel1
Really treat her this year and get a dishwasher. Its a gift that just keeps on giving and you can make use of the dishwasher on the occasions when Mrs R is not available as long as they are not on synchronous cycles.

Definately will put that suggestion on the top of the list...

Over here in France we have *Hot and cold* cycles for the electricity... seriously thinking of also plugging Mrs R into the *hot* cycle...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Ps. Just as well that Mrs R does not spy on my ATS antics... (she does not speak english.... OUCH........)

You could try showing her this thread…

Oh , we're joking. Okay…

You don't need all those chains and shackles to be clinking and clacking that tell you where she is in the house.

Just a cowbell. And for mild persuasion get one of those pet shock collars with remote control? Saves on keys and always rechaining her to the next task.

"Now dear, we're good as long as I hear that bell tinkling along your duty path."

Ahhh, now wheres the other remote?

intrptr
You could try showing her this thread…

Oh , we're joking. Okay…

You don't need all those chains and shackles to be clinking and clacking that tell you where she is in the house.

Just a cowbell. And for mild persuasion get one of those pet shock collars with remote control? Saves on keys and always rechaining her to the next task.

"Now dear, we're good as long as I hear that bell tinkling along your duty path."

Ahhh, now wheres the other remote?

Been there, seen it, done it and even wrote a book about it int...

Mrs R is quite tiny and when I tried the cowbell on her she just sort of fell to the floor... face forwards into the tiling...

Actually... thinking about it again... you have a thing going there int... and might just be less expensive than spot welding...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

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Mrs R is quite tiny and when I tried the cowbell on her she just sort of fell to the floor… face forwards into the tiling…

Lol, that imagery. You're sick, too.

regards,

intrptr

(PS) I do my best to enamor my self of the ladies around here, this is a big step backwards.

intrptr
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Mrs R is quite tiny and when I tried the cowbell on her she just sort of fell to the floor… face forwards into the tiling…

Lol, that imagery. You're sick, too.

regards,

intrptr

(PS) I do my best to enamor my self of the ladies around here, this is a big step backwards.

No, I would like to insist one one thing for which i I think it is very important...

Before, during and maybe after this thread was/Is/has been written was a second half in no way treated with disrespect...

*Shouts out*... Oi, woman, is that cup of tea coming or not or do you have to make it yourself????

*Tuts and sighs*

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Candy-coat some kind of poop.

Put it in a nice box with a ribbon around it.

Give it to her.

Then remind her how lucky she is to have you.

Perhaps some poetry would go well, not sure if it will translate well into french

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
now get in that kitchen and make me a brew

But if you really want to show your love for her get a 50 euro note tattooed on your manhood, as we all know women love to blow money...fnaarr...fnaarr