Rodinus needs help please for Valentines offering...

I was thinking maybe a vehicle of some sort, but I'm not sure how you afford the woman in the first place, so I can't be for certain if it's a good suggestion or not.

Maxatoria
The Missus needs to remember she's a member of the W.O.M.E.N group which means
Worship
Our
Males
Every
Need

And a second thing, get a longer chain as how is she supposed to bring you a cold beer when she can't get out of the kitchen?

You have not seen the tiny bachelor pad where I allow her to cook from time to time... Long chains tend to bugger up corners of walls...

Blummin heck... remember Damien... OMEN?.... *shudders*

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Jarring
I was thinking maybe a vehicle of some sort, but I'm not sure how you afford the woman in the first place, so I can't be for certain if it's a good suggestion or not.

I came across her on a flea market... *gulps*

Kindest respects

Unless she is like my bride who uses the smoke detector for a kitchen timer....
Oh well....



I have had fair luck with the shock collar training except it can cause uncontrollable drooling if the remote button gets stuck.

Ak

watchitburn
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I know everyone prefers the iron shackles, but you really should look into the kevlar/carbon fiber weaves they have these days. I have found that they are much less clunky and cause less bruising. And these days they can be obtained with a higher tensile strength than iron.

Also you can get them in assorted colors as an extra, to show the misses how much you care. She can match her outfit to them.

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Thank you Watch...

I have tried those too... even went through the "DEEP" net to get better ones that were not made in China... Mrs R seems to bite through all of them...

However... I have found a French Muzzle manufacturer and will be calling them this afternoon...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

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Mrs R and I had such laughs with the electronic one... we gave up in the end...

I even tried fitting the darned thing up to the mains sector at home...

She blew all the fuses....

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Kindest respects

Rodinus

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hm, yeah i was thinking a segway, but it might not be a good idea.

Jarring
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hm, yeah i was thinking a segway, but it might not be a good idea.

Thanks Jarring... try attaching a Segway around your second halves neck...

Apparently the

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Partridge in a pear tree mate.

Works every time! Keep it simple and traditional ... can't go wong!!

( or a massive diamond has been known to do the trick .)



Oh wait! ^^^^^ did I interrupt?

ETA: A picture of a massive rock ... with the promise of " One day my love ... "!!

( just stand back a little )

Try Gibralter!

you don't need a holiday to get her stuff, but it sure doesn't help :|

or does? depends on perspective before or after the fact I suppose =|

Timely
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Partridge in a pear tree mate.

Works every time! Keep it simple and traditional ... can't go wong!!

( or a massive diamond has been known to do the trick

.)

Oh wait! ^^^^^ did I interrupt?

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I know the story of a partridge in a pear tree mate... ended with a quite gory situation no?

I offered a large diamond to Mrs R... Whats the point... she will only flaunt it when we go to funerals onece every couple of years?... A right poser and show of of her wealth she is...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

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Upon reflection, perhaps you are demanding too much from her. Have you ever thought of hiring an apprentice?

(now beezzer actually ducks!)

ETA: A picture of a massive rock ... with the promise of " One day my love ... "!!
Try Gibralter!

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Erm...

I already have the primates here?

I was thinking more of Blackpool rock? (for those who don't know Google Blackpool rock)...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Has anyone suggested cable ties?

Anyone?

Timely
Has anyone suggested cable ties?

Anyone?

what's she gonna use those for

beezzer
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Upon reflection, perhaps you are demanding too much from her. Have you ever thought of hiring an apprentice?

(now beezzer actually ducks!)

Funny that you should actually say that Beez my old chap....

*Ducks as rolling pin barely skims the top of his head*...

Phew that was close...

As i was saying... "Erm..... *Phleeewwwwwwskimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... Schliiiippp.....*

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Jarring

Timely
Has anyone suggested cable ties?

Anyone?

what's she gonna use those for

Come on mate.....

Tying cables of course....

Kindest respects

Rodinus

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You avvin a laff !??

Jarring

Timely
Has anyone suggested cable ties?

Anyone?

what's she gonna use those for

So the pans don't slip from her hands of course!