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Wife: "Where's the car?"
Husband: "I sent Spot to the store to pick up a six pack..."
Newscaster: "A dog was arrested today for driving under the influence. The eratic driving garnered the attention of locals who noticed the driver attempting to rundown cats while screaming: "This is for the Garfield movie!!!". The police wouldn't have caught the perp but Spot kept stopping at fire hydrants to urinate. Film at eleven.
-Peace-edit on 15-1-2014 by Eryiedes because: Typoedit on 15-1-2014 by Eryiedes because: Quotation