Exploding Breasts Newest #1 TSA Terror Threat

A man of my wisdom and experience in such matters can no longer stand aside and allow these weapons to be smuggled under the tops of this criminal element in society. Henceforth, I shall, with great vigilance take upon myself the task for which I have shown, time and time again, a nearly unnatural and innate talent.

I will hereby randomly inspect these terrorist women that walk among us...chests proudly puffed out. It's a dangerous job, but I do it for God and Country.

God bless America.

reply to post by BobM88


Thank GOD for people like you!!! You inspire and motivate me!!!
I shall do the same!!!!

reply to post by HomerinNC


Right on, brother...if more citizens took their civic responsibilities seriously, we'd have less of these weaponized breasts bouncing around.

How come there aren't any pictures of them booming breasts for us to study. We should all be trained to identify them for national security reasons. Maybe that is why the FBI agents are getting in trouble for watching porn.

This cant be real, it just sounds too ridiculous.

Has any TSA agents been accused of checking out womens breast?

Maybe this is their way for them to legalized checking out boobs.

reply to post by Kr0nZ


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I highly DOUBT this is a real TSA ad but rather a SPOOF ad probably from
the TV comedy show "Saturday Night Live" because I also seriously doubt
that Wonderbra would sponsor an ad like this!

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That said, a liquid explosive breast implant filled with a CHEMICAL TIMER
encased in plastic would be undetectable. At say 4 to 6 pounds each,
the amount of EXPLOSIVE POWER that could be made available would
be on the order of a whole square block LEVELED by such a bomb.

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BUT WHAT I AM REALLY WORRIED ABOUT !!!!! ..... are BODY BOMBS....where
an obese man in the 250 to 350 lbs range could be literally gutted and fitted
with liquid explosive fat-like substances in the range from 50 to 100 lbs and IF
non-detectable ceramic shards were also encased within the explosive-laden
body cavities, the mega-amounts of shrapnel would tear apart a plane, a bus,
holiday throngs or at sporting events and stadium concerts.

You'd have death counts into the MANY thousands within people-dense areas
when you have 50 to 100 lbs of high explosive implanted into a body cavity!!!!!!!!!

Terrorists could also do a MASS simultaneous attack using such subjects
and in terms of detonation, there ARE plastic or glass casings with binary
chemical timers that could be made breakable by the user which would
cause any number of ENDOTHERMIC reactions to create an explosive
deflagration event to trigger the PRIMARY body cavity explosives!

See power of even a few pounds of a MILD explosive:
www.youtube.com...

Mild Explosive Tannerite:
en.wikipedia.org...

So while this TSA video is PROBABLY a spoof....it DOES SHOW....some reality
as to what could be done in terms of the methods used for international terrorism!

Bigger Bombs of cheap explosive:
www.youtube.com...

And finally, I would like to point out that if it can be THOUGHT OF...it can be DONE!!!!
So this spoof video may be MORE REAL than you think!

reply to post by StargateSG7



Wel stargate i see we are now both on the terrorist watchlist prolly for giving ideas away!

Ah well I didnt have anywhere to fly to anyway. This is actually a old idea though. it just wasnt feasable for the terrorist to do until now to acheive their goals. Personally wireless signals work better to detonate a explosive. and using glass in the body might be problamatic with increased pressur needed to break it. better to have a little wireless detonator in it to pop it then it will mix properly.(nsa Im not a terrorist or sympathizer check out my previous postings on alot of websites i visit if you need confirmation i just liek to talk tech)

reply to post by Hillbilly123069


All hail the booby bomb !