Auto Crash, Gun Fears Bring Chaotic Night to LAX, page 1

LAX in the news again. Some lady crashed her SUV causing a loud bang noise. This triggered panic among the sheep and the responding Keystone Cops pointed weapons at everyone while screaming at them all to get on the ground. Oops, false alarm! What a pathetic city.

Fears of gunfire, false alarms and a real auto accident brought minutes of chaos and hours of delays to Los Angeles International Airport, where frayed nerves remained three weeks after a gunman killed one person and injured three others. Some 2,000 people were evacuated from two terminals, hundreds more were affected, dozens of flights were delayed, and a few were diverted Friday night as the string of incidents unfolded, airport officials said. Some travelers were nervous and police were on high alert at the airport after the Nov. 1 shooting attack. "With what recently just occurred here, everybody's still a little bit on edge," Guardado said.