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I finally did it.

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posted on Nov, 2 2013 @ 03:05 AM
I've been reading this board for years, and finally decided to register.
You guys have informed and entertained, and I thank all of you.
I even feel like l know some of you though we've never met.

About me? I'm a Nebraskan and damn handsome. I'm happily married with a 13 year son who just hit 6'1. He'll be taller than me before I know it.
Life, for the most part, is good.
Why am I here?
That's the thing.
I don't know.
I just know I'm fascinated by your posts and threads and I can't stop reading.
My user name is vonraschke because of my neighbor, The Claw.
My name is Chris.
It's nice to meet you.

Go Big Red.

posted on Nov, 2 2013 @ 03:12 AM
Welcome to the family Chris. Glad to have you here.
Hope you enjoy participating in the discussions. Cop a squat, make yourself at home.

posted on Nov, 2 2013 @ 03:19 AM
reply to post by Iamschist

If I could do the introduction all over I'd probably leave out the damn handsome part.
edit on 2-11-2013 by vonraschke because: (no reason given)

posted on Nov, 2 2013 @ 03:42 AM
reply to post by vonraschke

Lol naw, after all we deny ignorance here and the truth is the truth
Is your spouse eying the skillet and the side of your head?

posted on Nov, 2 2013 @ 03:49 AM
reply to post by Iamschist

That's why I do the cooking.

posted on Nov, 2 2013 @ 04:02 AM
reply to post by vonraschke

Welcome to the place of diggers and dreamers, shapers and makers.

Cheers, bro

posted on Nov, 2 2013 @ 04:16 AM
Welcome to ATS vonraschke

I'm Cody and pleased to meet you

Your ATS Starter pack can be found in your shiny new ATS locker

In it you will find your tinfoil hat

Your emergency equipment

And some dancing monkeys

In case of panic the map to the emergency exits is here

There will be days you feel like this

Or this

Or this

Times you will be doing this

But it's all worth it for the day you look like this

Here is your welcome drink

Try not to end up like this

In times of anger try to remember

And just go out do something silly to cool off

And if we end up in debate remembers this

Welcome again that should pretty much cover the first day or two


posted on Nov, 2 2013 @ 04:17 AM
but now tpbt have you on there watch list, and at any moment you could be black bagged at 3am

posted on Nov, 2 2013 @ 04:28 AM
That was awesome, Cody. Thanks.

Not sure if you kidding?
I sure hope you are because I don't want to get black bagged at 3 am or any other am or pm.

edit on 2-11-2013 by vonraschke because: felt like editing

posted on Nov, 2 2013 @ 04:31 AM
reply to post by vonraschke

I think you'll fit in just fine

Feel free to visit the team for an avatar at

BTS Avatar creations click on the blue bit it will take you there, and it's a free service

ETA Link to avatar thread


edit on 2/11/13 by cody599 because: (no reason given)

posted on Nov, 2 2013 @ 10:55 AM
Welcome to ATS, vonraschke!

For now you can reply to any thread in any member forum you wish, as well as send and receive (PM's) Private Messages to Staff only. Once you have achieved 20 posts, you will then be able to start your own threads and additionally send and receive messages to and from fellow ATS members.

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Feel free to ask any questions you may have. In the meantime, kick your feet up, have a look around and enjoy your stay.

Valentine Wiggin,
ATS Moderator

posted on Nov, 2 2013 @ 05:34 PM
reply to post by vonraschke

Welcome! Nice to meet you too.

Enjoy the ride!

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