posted on Oct, 29 2013 @ 11:06 AM
What do you mean I'm too old for Halloween ? Why, because I can't go out and "trick or treat" like I used to ? Hell, I can't do a lot of things
like I used to but I still think I can. Like scaring the bejesus out of people at this time of the year. I "know" I can still do that ! Man, I
could really do it too if it wasn't for the damn paranoia out there that makes just about everything you do illegal nowadays. You can't even cough
without some LEO putting a gun to your head and asking you for your identification because you might be a terrorist or some loony over-the-edge !
Well here's some things I'd like to do just to LMAO and have fun.
1.) Wouldn't it be great to run into a donut shop filled with five or six cops, screaming at the top of your lungs that "something" was after you,
and then have three of your friends wearing gorilla suits rush in right behind you ? Talk about a scary situation ! I wonder how many would get shot
before the next cup of coffee ? (Excuse me, I'm laughing so hard I'm getting teary).
2.) Wouldn't it be great to hide out in the produce department in the grocery store, and when someone reached for a cucumber you reached up through
the pile and grabbed their hand ? (LMAO)