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I want to see fighters hitting so hard and fast that four ribs and a jaw are broken inside of an eyeblink, not two men in a cage getting in touch with their feminine side, while wearing spandex.
Maybe find a job as a couch eventually
TrueBrit
reply to post by DeadSnow
I would LOVE to see that in a cage match, rather than these moronic, and talentless slabs trying to figure out why they didnt just become night club bouncers (because its all their pathetic hides are good for).
If there was proper action happening in those cages, it would be worth watching. There is not, and so it is not.
TrueBrit
reply to post by spartacus699
Ah yes, a sport you can win by humping your opponent into submission. Personally I would rather eat razors and sit on a barbed wire cushion than watch that tedious BS. A fight should take place while the fighters are standing up, not lying down getting good and cosy, with the gonads of their opponent less than ten inches from their face.
When I first heard of ultimate fighting, I was hoping it would be a kind of "you go until one of you is knocked out, as in asleep, as in not getting up again without assistance." not the current situation of "Well, you go until one of you humps the other guys arm so hard that he cries, oh and by the way, the only acceptable mode of dress for this event is skin tight pants. Good luck".
I want to see fighters hitting so hard and fast that four ribs and a jaw are broken inside of an eyeblink, not two men in a cage getting in touch with their feminine side, while wearing spandex.
gortex
reply to post by spartacus699
I agree with TrueBrit it's not really fighting more like wrestling without the drama...where's the cage ? , I've never heard of the show but it sounds like another reality series of which I'm no great fan .
Maybe find a job as a couch eventually
Like this ...
Sorry couldn't help it
edit on 22-10-2013 by gortex because: (no reason given)
How about these cage fights? Can't say that about all the fights
So you wanna fight??? I'll kick your butt!
P.S Throw a boxer into that "Octagon"(What an appropriate shape for such a bloody sport) and he will get pulverized.
TrueBrit
reply to post by chadderson
I have no problem with competition. I have played competative sports, and enjoy a contest as much as the next person. What I have an issue with, is calling a thing "Ulitmate" when what it should be called is "Second rate".
There is no finesse at all in UFC. None. Another poster mentioned Jiu Jitsu. I have seen moves from that fighting style employed by PROPER practitioners, which would snap every single slab of barely human mess, that ever walked into a televised UFC match, in half like a dry twig, which in my book means that the franchise ought to be sued for false advertising at the very least. Ultimate fighting should be about the fastest, most skillful employment of martial arts ever recorded or televised, and it falls pretty bloody short of that, baring in mind the poor form of most of its fighters, when compared to say eastern practitioners of mixed styles.
It lacks quality. Lump that together with the idea of fighting in ones bathing suit, and what you have is an unwatchable mess.
Akragon
reply to post by spartacus699
So you wanna fight??? I'll kick your butt!
LOL...
Talk is cheap on the internet... I wonder if you've ever actually been in a ring before?
I was a boxer for two years, and a kickboxer for a little while... of course that was over 10 years ago...
UFC wasn't even close to as popular back then... but I used to watch it when it started, back in the Royce Gracie, Ken Shamrock days...
I wouldn't get in the ring with a MMA fighter... not even back then
And if you're smart neither would you, even if you've fought in the ring before...
edit on 22-10-2013 by Akragon because: (no reason given)
reply to post by DeadSnow
P.S Throw a boxer into that "Octagon"(What an appropriate shape for such a bloody sport) and he will get pulverized.
That already happened a few times... James Toney was the HeavyWeight champ... a wicked boxer!!
But he learned fast that boxing isn't the same as MMA...
He quit in 2 fights I believe... lost both...
edit on 22-10-2013 by Akragon because: (no reason given)
spartacus699
Akragon
reply to post by spartacus699
So you wanna fight??? I'll kick your butt!
LOL...
Talk is cheap on the internet... I wonder if you've ever actually been in a ring before?
I was a boxer for two years, and a kickboxer for a little while... of course that was over 10 years ago...
UFC wasn't even close to as popular back then... but I used to watch it when it started, back in the Royce Gracie, Ken Shamrock days...
I wouldn't get in the ring with a MMA fighter... not even back then
And if you're smart neither would you, even if you've fought in the ring before...
edit on 22-10-2013 by Akragon because: (no reason given)
reply to post by DeadSnow
P.S Throw a boxer into that "Octagon"(What an appropriate shape for such a bloody sport) and he will get pulverized.
That already happened a few times... James Toney was the HeavyWeight champ... a wicked boxer!!
But he learned fast that boxing isn't the same as MMA...
He quit in 2 fights I believe... lost both...
edit on 22-10-2013 by Akragon because: (no reason given)
I'll poke u in the eye ball, palm strike to the nose, chop to the throat, then knee to the groin and you'd be out.